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Scoobs

21-03-07 10:37 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

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Originally Posted by keithd (Post 1142851)

wizards sleeve

horses collar

i could go on but on the grounds of "decency" i shall refrain for now!!:D

I'll carry on for you then :D

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound

Jabba

21-03-07 10:50 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Muff = handle-bar mounted glove

John 675

21-03-07 11:32 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Dont know if these have been done yet,

Tommy Tag - Fag

Tommy Tank - shaking hands with the gouverner of love . . . etc (you get the idea )

:smt073

Tomcat

22-03-07 09:53 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs (Post 1142874)

I'll carry on for you then :D

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound

camels hoof (in jeans or tight trousers) ;)

Stingo

22-03-07 11:32 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Twinkle **** - Ladies 'personal' deodorant. :smt082 :cheers:

Oh dear...I'd better get out of here....

stewie

22-03-07 02:30 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

top boll#cks - breasts
dirty pillows - breasts
wali jumblats - err.. breasts
baps - err breasts again,sorry
front bottom - ladies unmentionables

thank god for comprehensive education :)

independentphoto

22-03-07 05:34 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

"The Buttons" - remote control as in where the f### are the buttons?

:cool:

Jdubya

22-03-07 05:38 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomcat (Post 1143777)

camels hoof (in jeans or tight trousers) ;)

Dont you mean camel toe?

*gets me coat and runs*

Tomcat

22-03-07 05:48 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdubya (Post 1144145)

Dont you mean camel toe?

*gets me coat and runs*

oopps. yer, you get the jist!!

socommk23

22-03-07 05:57 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

hootnanny= lady bits!
backdoor= backside
jubblies= boobs
tackle= man bits
weaner in a warehouse= over used lady bits....did i cross a line with that one?

Tomcat

22-03-07 06:06 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Quote:

Originally Posted by socommk23 (Post 1144163)

hootnanny= lady bits!
backdoor= backside
jubblies= boobs
tackle= man bits
weaner in a warehouse= over used lady bits....did i cross a line with that one?

nar!!

tommy t*t = poo
Mrs palm and her five naughty daughters = right hand
customized = cercumsized

Jabba

22-03-07 07:20 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomcat (Post 1144174)

tommy t*t = poo
Mrs palm and her five naughty daughters = right hand
customized = cercumsized

Dump = water bomb = pony (and trap) = poo
whizz = slash = splash = jimmy riddle = wee = pee

Lou M

23-03-07 08:55 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Plastics - group of girls who only care about their make up, hair, nails etc...

Tiger 55

23-03-07 11:01 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Grolly, loogy, dockyard oyster - the green stuff I am currently coughing up that looks like something off the X Files.

Treacle

23-03-07 07:06 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs (Post 1142874)

I'll carry on for you then :D

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound

Clowns Pocket.:jocolor:

thedonal

23-03-07 07:31 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Badly packed kebab?

Stingo

23-03-07 09:13 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects

Gunga water's dinner bags.....:-dd

currant bun - sun

tuppeny blood - those little 'action' war comic story things - Commando was one of them

Bishop's/commanche's boll0x - tinned plum tomatoes

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