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Stu 17-04-08 02:01 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART (Post 1481157)
Beucase it is a huge ball of gas, and there is still loads left in the tank:eek:


Why doesn't it all burn up at once? i.e. what separates the gas that is being stored from the gas that is being burned?

timwilky 17-04-08 02:02 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
A) Woman find it easy to get lost because they lack the ability to read a map.

Q) why don't blokes stop and ask for directions

Ping 17-04-08 02:02 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
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Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1481179)
We don't get lost...we are trying to hide from you guys


so the next question is why can't men just dissappear:smt077

Amen to that, sister. :lol:

dizzyblonde 17-04-08 02:03 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART (Post 1481181)
Americans have baby shaped ones too, but they still call them beans and not babies. Saw it on a program the other night.


Why do woman always assume men are slow and stupid?

Because women aren't, and we can do things quicker ourselves. and we can multitask unlike blokes...


So why are we having a battle of the sexes??



I am running off temporarily to pick up the child from school, so don't think you guys have won.......yet

pmapp 17-04-08 02:10 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 1481183)
Q) why don't blokes stop and ask for directions

A) Because we all know it's just around the next corner


Q) Why is the weather always fantastic while I'm stuck at work, then turns to poo as soon as I get home?

PAPPACLART 17-04-08 02:14 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 1481182)
Why doesn't it all burn up at once? i.e. what separates the gas that is being stored from the gas that is being burned?


Becuase the sun produces almost as much fuel as it burns. No gas is stored it just keeps burning and producing almost infinately:D

wyrdness 17-04-08 02:18 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1481171)
so then, why are blokes scared when a woman can do a job just as well as a bloke does... i.e putting in a kitchen, building, a bike rebuild,
is it cause we is betterer at it....lol

I wouldn't be scared of a woman who can do those things. In fact, I'd be very happy to have one. Would save me a lot of work, for a start :D

missyburd 17-04-08 06:32 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pmapp (Post 1481193)
Q) Why is the weather always fantastic while I'm stuck at work, then turns to poo as soon as I get home?

A: Because you made the mistake of assuming it would stay fantastic :-P


Q: Why does my housemate insist on being a scruffy git and not aiming properly?

getyerkneedown 17-04-08 06:39 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1481497)
A: Because you made the mistake of assuming it would stay fantastic :-P


Q: Why does my housemate insist on being a scruffy git and not aiming properly?


Is he a bloke? There's your answer.;)

Q. What should i have for tea tonight? Chinese, Indian, or Pizze/Kebab.

missyburd 17-04-08 06:45 PM

Re: The why? Q&A thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by getyerkneedown (Post 1481508)
Is he a bloke? There's your answer.;)

Q. What should i have for tea tonight? Chinese, Indian, or Pizze/Kebab.

I live with other blokes and they seem to be able to manage it :mad:

A: Chinese, I had one last night and it was loverly :cool:



Q: Why is it I can be sat right next to my open window and not feel a breeze and yet on the other side of my (big) room the door opens and closes?


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