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CoolGirl 04-08-09 06:36 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Are you sure you didn't say it out loud?

Kinvig 04-08-09 08:28 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna (Post 1992253)
you must have a bra upon your head.

It'll make a change ot running around drunk with my pants on my head...please loan me one bra ;o)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorshach (Post 1992281)

loads more....but i aint giving away ALL my secrets...lol

!

let me guess - you have mirros on your shoes?!! ;o)

-Ralph- 04-08-09 09:00 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Holdup (Post 1992413)
but at least she doesnt think im a perve :D

Yes she does.

-Ralph- 04-08-09 09:04 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid Squid (Post 1992283)
Just get older - you won't give a monkeys when you get caught looking.

+1, you can start younger, but you need to make a concious decision to do so.

I have an agreement with my wife that I can look, i can even chat, but I can't touch. The chatting sometimes gets met with a frosty reception afterwards, but at least I've told her!

I've told her that when I stop looking is when she has to start worrying! 'Cos either I've got a mistress or I've turned all Michael Barrymore.

Dicky Ticker 04-08-09 09:21 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Explain that you are involved in a VPL Survey and would the lady like to enter her name and address in a free draw for a night out-----------Might work:D:D:D

Any excuse is better than none

Jayneflakes 04-08-09 09:26 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ralph- (Post 1992580)
I've told her that when I stop looking is when she has to start worrying! 'Cos either I've got a mistress or I've turned all Michael Barrymore.

Or you have a dismembered hooker, wrapped up in plastic and an old carpet, in the boot of your car... :smt059


Now where did I leave the car keys...:-k

Quedos 04-08-09 10:12 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Just tell her you were admiring her backside - you can hardly look anywhere else when on a escalator!!

Whynot 04-08-09 10:24 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Graciepants (Post 1992460)
am i more attractive to men because i could easily bear their children?!?!?!?!!?

i believe the short answer to that is .....

yes

dirtydog 04-08-09 10:26 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoolGirl (Post 1992482)
Are you sure you didn't say it out loud?


lol, does that mean that I'm not the only person to have done this?

-Ralph- 04-08-09 10:36 AM

Re: Girls of the org, tell me the secret
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 1992618)
Or you have a dismembered hooker, wrapped up in plastic and an old carpet, in the boot of your car... :smt059


Now where did I leave the car keys...:-k

:smt046 WTF :smt104 :help:

I was referring to Michael Barrymore's "I'm married with kids, but guess what, I'm bent as a nine bob note", not to his propensity for dead boys in the swimming pool.


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