Re: I'm going to hell, I just know I am
 

Hooohoooo , thats a Doozy , bad luck on the return .

Years ago me and my mates decided to buy each other a Xmas present . So my mate got a present of something dubious from me . I wrapped it in Pron magazines , then Xmas paper ...... the thing is , he spent Xmas at his girflfriends house . He unwrapped this gift in front of her family and got to the pron underneath and panicked and ripped the paper off as fast as he could to reveal ........ a nice fat Rubber Dong .