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Viney 08-10-10 12:36 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Bigger buns than Sunblest
More Sauce than Grosman
Sweeter than Chcocolate
Shorter than the little Chef
Nuttier than Squirrel poo
and about as Cockney as Jamie

Platinum Blues 08-10-10 12:50 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Viney (Post 2388542)
Bigger buns than Sunblest
More Sauce than Grosman
Sweeter than Chcocolate
Shorter than the little Chef
Nuttier than Squirrel poo
and about as Cockney as Jamie

Easier to understand than Tom ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwI61FrK_w&NR=1

PB

Viney 08-10-10 12:52 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Shes Cute
Shes Sound
Her head is 4 feet from the gorund
....

Lets face it, if you look at all the other TV chefs, most of them are not unique at all. Racel Allen has about as much presonality as a fridge magnet for instance. The one ones that do stand out, are the likes of the Hairy bikers and even Ramsey. The others are not really unique. They just do different versions of cooking. Let your cooking do the talking. How would you describe what you cook? I know that its not just one style or anything like that.

I reckon you should become a female Floyd :)

tactcom7 08-10-10 12:52 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Not read the entire thread so dunno if this is a repeat but how about
'the hairy biker(ess)' providing the hair is in all the right places and you don't have a beard or owt :)

454697819 08-10-10 01:09 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
the way to a man's heart?

gruntygiggles 08-10-10 01:22 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Viney (Post 2388551)
Shes Cute
Shes Sound
Her head is 4 feet from the gorund
....

Lets face it, if you look at all the other TV chefs, most of them are not unique at all. Racel Allen has about as much presonality as a fridge magnet for instance. The one ones that do stand out, are the likes of the Hairy bikers and even Ramsey. The others are not really unique. They just do different versions of cooking. Let your cooking do the talking. How would you describe what you cook? I know that its not just one style or anything like that.

I reckon you should become a female Floyd :)


Hmmm. Maybe the "realistic" cook. lol.

I like the Floyd idea. It's him that got me interested in the first place. I'd have a bottle of beer in my hand though! :-)

Bibio 08-10-10 01:23 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
meals made easy even your kids could do it.

Tara 08-10-10 01:25 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 2388591)
Hmmm. Maybe the "realistic" cook. lol.

I like the Floyd idea. It's him that got me interested in the first place. I'd have a bottle of beer in my hand though! :-)

sod the beer drink wine instead

gruntygiggles 08-10-10 01:26 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2388592)
meals made easy even your kids could do it.

Not quite...lol. There is a kids chapter though. :-)

Rai86 08-10-10 01:28 PM

Re: How would you market me?
 
Isnt the female version of floyde the two fat ladies? They were pretty excentric

whatever you go for, you will be great gg


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