:twisted: TURN TO THE DARK SIDE, YOU'LL NEVER LUKE BACK

Hmmmmm I guess I am seriously the bad boy of the lot then. I got an 18 month ban for Drink Driving. Three times over the limit. Also got done for Dangerous Driving at the same time and got 3 points for that. Whilst I was waiting for the court case I got nicked on the M4 doing a ton and got 5 points. That meant that when I got my licence back 18 months later I was sat on 11 points.

:shock: omg.... you really are a bad boy arent you?

have to admit I shouldve had points on my licence....

80 in a 50... but I was on the motorway and a road I didnt know... didnt realise theyd made a 3 lane motorway a 50.... safety my @rse, revenue pure and simple for that stretch... but.... doh!!

got the nip 3 days before emigrating... wrote to the met telling 'em I was leaving the country, gave forwarding address abroad, nothing ever heard of again...

something to possibly consider if you have friends abroad :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would also like to add that I got caught Drink Driving whilst I was on the most Northern Island in the uk. Unst in the Shetlands for those that don't know. There is one copper on the whole of the Island. They don't have MOT's there and there is one pub on the Island. Learner drivers are aloud on the road by themselves.






I'm a good boy now honest

Till now :P

and you a pillar of the community :?

I got done for racing my mate to the pub, last one in buys the beer!

15 months ban because I was in another pub before I made the bet :shock:

It's not big, Its not even clever

It only takes one copper mate :P

Mind you it would have been a good fair race :D

Im a good boy now too

Back in my less well behaved days I got a pull for overtaking three cars by going the wrong side of a keep left island,oh and speeding in a 30 limit.Yes, the front car of the three crawlers was an unmarked plod. :oops: While the sargent gave me the usual"in a hurry are we"crap the wpc gave the car a once over.All was normal untill she spotted the tax disc.It came from someone elses car.I ended up in the nick charged with some fraud offence and theft of said tax disc.In their exitement at having nabbed a proper villain they forgot to do me for the driving offenses and when I eventually went to court I was found Not Guilty of the rest.Its wot us proper villains call a right result innit?All a long time ago.

at least we all did it in our younger and silier days and are now far more aware of the risks we take.

As a counter balance to my story...to this day i still use my mirrors more than anyone else i know in a car.

Nearly five years with no licence, tax, mot or insurance meant that the last thing i wanted was to get a tug. So i drove like an angle most of the time.

I say most as my car at the time of all this was a Fiat X1/9 ans as anyone who's had one will tell ya....those little babies move. 2 seat convertable.... how could i behave all the time?
But i never had an accident either :)