Granted, but the only question you can ask is "Am I ugly?" Only joking


I wish I was god

But then they'd say, "Good Lord, youre the most handsom-est man ive ever seen" in response. Obviously.
Ok, i'll shut up now.


Carry on.

Good point, I obviously need to think my corruption through a bit more. :twisted:

Granted, but now noone beleives in God so you cease to exist.

I wish There were no GATSOs in Britain

Granted, they are now replaced with Truvelo cameras with sensors set to get you going away from them.

I wish petrol was cheaper.





(NB: Ping didn't get a time machine, she just managed to move the 'I' through the word 'Time'. :wink: )

Granted, but now your bikes run on deisel and thats gone thru the roof.

Is this reminding anyone else of "Five children and It"? :lol:

This thread appears to be broken after Spidey granted a wish but didn't make one. I feel it needs resurecting (please dont hurt me).

I wish I was going home, on the SV, in bright sunshine, on nice flat roads with no traffic to concern myself with (and the SV doesn't breakdown before you evil lot start).

*awaits corruption*

Granted... but all the lights are stuck on red...


I wish the DVLA would forget about my points

Granted - but you get banned for speeding.

I wish I could afford to buy myself a MV Augusta.