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Bullwinkle 05-10-06 04:55 PM

Good for you.......:)

GET OUT AND RIDE!!! :riding:

northwind 05-10-06 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullwinkle
Forgiving?? Northwind - please elaborate!!

When the lady inevitably falls off at the traffic lights, she has less far to fall.

Stu 05-10-06 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullwinkle
Kate - yeah - I had to lower my SV too......been looking for a nice machine with more than 100bhp that I didnt need to modify to put feet on ground! :)

I know nothing, but whats a Cagiva Raptor all about?

Bullwinkle 06-10-06 07:16 AM

you mean when the gentleman approaches the lights at an inappropriate speed, the lady has to take evasive action..... :twisted:

northwind 06-10-06 07:27 PM

Also, when the 535's mighty 40 bhp causes it to accelerate faster than the small female brain can cope with, its extremely weak brakes are the only thing that can prevent her inevitable panic braking from causing an accident. A perfect package for the genetically inferior.

Itching 2 go 06-10-06 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by northwind
Also, when the 535's mighty 40 bhp causes it to accelerate faster than the small female brain can cope with, its extremely weak brakes are the only thing that can prevent her inevitable panic braking from causing an accident. A perfect package for the genetically inferior.

when was the last time you got lucky with a lady? coz it seems you are giving them a bit of a hard time! Are you missing out on your wild oats???

Samnooshka 06-10-06 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by northwind
Also, when the 535's mighty 40 bhp causes it to accelerate faster than the small female brain can cope with, its extremely weak brakes are the only thing that can prevent her inevitable panic braking from causing an accident. A perfect package for the genetically inferior.

WTF???

You gotta be kidding right :roll:

:wink:

northwind 06-10-06 09:45 PM

I was originally going to write "...for the genetically inferior- not just the female, but also the working class, Irish, <edit>, homosexuals,<edit> and blacks" just so I couldn't be accused specifically of sexism ;)

Carsick 06-10-06 09:54 PM

Northy, you been drinking? It's not like you to openly invite such levels of violence.

northwind 06-10-06 10:02 PM

I think I need to go further, there's still an outside risk of being taken seriously. Just as well so few females, working class, <edit> homosexuals, <edit> irish and blacks have sufficient wits to operate a PC or I might be in real trouble...

I forgot homosexuals, damn it all. I'll go back and edit it, hang on.


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