"Are you queer?Do you suck D**k?-Your the kind of guy who'd f**k somone up the ass and not even have the goddam common curtisy to give him a reach around"-

and

"The best part of you ran down your mammas leg and left a brown stain on the mattress"

Full metal jacket -the barrack room scene introductions.

Sorry if there a bit to much for some but- hey I like them!


husky :D

If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust?

Con Air. :lol:

Best one in that aside from "Make a move and the bunny gets it":

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

"I'm DEA, d'you know what the **** that means?
It means you're the most crooked nigger on the plane!"

:D

"A man's gotta do something for a living"
"Dying ain't much of a living boy"
Clint Eastwood in 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'

Not a massive Eastwood fan, but a great movie line.

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten"

The Wolf - Pulp Fiction

:D

Too many to quote but here's a couple more...

"Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the 'I just pumped the neighbour's cat' look on your face."

"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."

:smt044

Also what about this one from Starship Troopers:

"Goddamn bugs whacked us Johnny"

Gets me every time :lol:

Butch: You know, when I was kid, I always thought I was gonna grow up to be a hero.

Sundance: Well, it's too late now.

And, (must only be repeated in a broad Dublin accent):

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr: What did he want?

Jimmy Rabbitte: The Lord sent him.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr: Wha', on a fookin' Suzuki?

And:

Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

Or should that be:

Oim black and oim proud?

"Ok lads, its a very difficult job which means we are gonna have to work as a team, and that means, you'll do everything i say"

Charlie Croker - Italian Job

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Charlie Croker - Italian Job

"By the power investied in me, i comendhheere this veehicle and all those persons within it....and that means you smartarse"

Sheriff J W Pepper - Lie and let die

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
"Thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard"

The main bloke and bird in Tourqe