Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Take a hair dryer with you get rid of any evidence, by the time the police have turned up you will be fine !!! ;)

Or do you want my professional opinion ? LOL

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Nobody said anything about common sense....! Anyway, this is the Met we are talking about.

I was just trying to answer the original post.

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Off topic, but perhaps more relevant.

How can I find out what the Met, or any other police force is doing about persistant traffic offenders.

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

depends if its sea water

:smt036

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Write a letter to your local head of police/superintendent pointing out the local issue of cyclists jumping red lights and the clear road safety implications this has, and ask him what he is doing about it. He will be duty bound to respond, or at least direct one of his staff to, and then just don't let up. Keeping asking for updates on how they are getting on etc...

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

that was my professional opinion

maybe time to get a new job

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Only a crime if you get caught right;) It would be intresting to see what would happen! Also if you do it when its raining, or wet outside, how would anyone be able to tell the difference anyway?

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Why? Are you worried?

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

only that some day I will snap and murder one of the lycra mob

Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?
 

Nothing to worry about mate....what's the big deal about murder anyways ?....just another casualty innit :eek: ;)


Ben