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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1952789)

need to be a really really really awesome bike Venom ;)

:sad:

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Originally Posted by Graciepants (Post 1952815)

as he has to wear work clothes...and by the giggling coming from the corner of the room...i can only assume he did it on purpose

maybe i should be worried... :shock:

Maybe you already know you should be worried....lol. I think I would!

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Originally Posted by ophic (Post 1952734)

Stretchie, you don't import valium as a trade, by any chance?

Nope.....

Rohypnol

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Originally Posted by plowsie (Post 1952749)

Now you have her where you want her, break it to her about the new R1 ;)

'Toopid boy..... R1 indeed... It would HAVE to be a Blade

But I'll steer cleer of U turns on cattle grids...(what a rooster)

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Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1952753)

I think he's going to rack up some mileage on it before I pass my test, but when I do......IT'S MINE I TELL YOU..............ALL MINE!!!

Of course it is sweetheart

:---)

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Originally Posted by Venom (Post 1952778)

So to become awesome to ladies I just need to buy a bike for them?

Pretty much..... You see, buying a bike for her is like making love to your beautiful lady. You have to lay out the options infront of her, decide which approach YOU wish, ply her with only the finest Tesco plonk and after eights then inevitably you get what you wanted

; )

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4654/swissu.png

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Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1952782)

Funnily enough, I did spend almost that yesterday on clothes....but that was my money....lol

:smt119

SAY WHAT NOW??

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Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1952806)

I kept watching and pi$$ed myself as the realisation hit his face and he stood there knock kneed looking all sorry for himself.....lol

:rolleyes:

I remember that, Very confusing

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Originally Posted by Graciepants (Post 1952815)

i can only assume he did it on purpose

maybe i should be worried... :shock:

Be worried.... But get photo's :smt038

I've met Stretchie,

He's awesome. I was a hood-ornament for a car he was driving for a bit, and I believe he organised the dowery for transferring Anna to the Soho massive for a box of little cakes. Which we won big on by not having to pay anyone in Portugal cakes to send her there;)

That said, he's a bloke and, by and large, they turn me right off. So it's probably for the best he's ended up with you.

Glad you two are having a ball:cool:

Jambo

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Originally Posted by jambo (Post 1952846)

I was a hood-ornament for a car he was driving for a bit

Yes you were... :D

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Originally Posted by jambo (Post 1952846)

I believe he organised the dowery for transferring Anna to the Soho massive for a box of little cakes. Which we won big on by not having to pay anyone in Portugal cakes to send her there;)

Ha, hold on, she's moved on a couple of times now... Do you think there's a link there???

Anna if you are reading, I didn't mean it, Squirrel and Beenz made me write it

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Originally Posted by Bluewolf (Post 1952872)

Shouldn't that be 'poon-tang'..? Or has that little Freudian slip just revealed an uncomfortable personal preference..? ;) :lol:

:smt046:winner:

Stretchie....you liked the dress so quite your whinging.......I deserve a nice dress and you can perv at my boobs in it so I know you won't be disappointed when you see it on!

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Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1952782)

Funnily enough, I did spend almost that yesterday on clothes....but that was my money....lol

And there you have it! :smt081:smt081:smt081

Guys are great...

Girls are just better. :smt016