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Jinxy43

26-07-09 12:04 AM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

I forgot this one

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

xXBADGERXx

26-07-09 02:06 AM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

"F*ck off , and when you`ve F*cked off , F*ck off some more" Can`t remember when I said it or to whom , but I wasn`t very happy with their presence in my company .

"My eyes are as Red as the Devil`s Scrotum" Paul the 6th , Hardy Bikers Rideout II

"There is no such thing as bad Weather , only bad Clothing" Billy Connolly

Richie

26-07-09 10:52 AM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

a few army quotes.

A Plan is only a plan until you get incoming fire.

10.25, 10.26 COME ON, 10.28, COME ON, COME ON. 10.30 Fail....!

Drop and give me infinaty !

Don't get a sad on, get a mag on and Stag on.

The Balls in your court now.

Army V RAF = Dig in, not check in.

It's not training if it's not raining.

At the end of the day the sun goes down.

poo happens

Get a life.

Get a Grip.

Are we nearly there yet?

In coming rounds have right of way. FACT

Check your 5 & 20's

Cameling Cameling Cameling stops... jump off, hump off, Look inside. On inspection you find "No water", refill camel, Hump on, jump on, Carry on cameling.

Never trust a grunt.

Early knock off lads, POETS day tomorrow. (Pee Of Earlie Tomorrows Saturday)

A moaning wingeing squaddie is only truly happy if he's moaning or wingeing. FACT

sv-robo

26-07-09 11:00 AM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

It's like oral sex.....one slip of the tongue & your in the sh*t!!

Swin	26-07-09 11:04 AM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

Most anything by Oscar Wilde, Groucho Marx or WC Fields :)

Particular favourite (as I don't like cut flowers much) by Wilde:

I like flowers, I also like children, but I don't feel the need to cut children's heads off and store them in vases in my rooms

xXBADGERXx

26-07-09 11:12 AM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swin (Post 1983791)

I like flowers, I also like children, but I don't feel the need to cut children's heads off and store them in vases in my rooms

I do .

yorkie_chris

26-07-09 02:58 PM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

Alcohol free beer, it's like licking your sisters kitten. Tastes the same, but it's just not right.

A plan never survives first contact with the enemy/reality.

We keep designing things to be idiot proof, and they keep designing better idiots.

Lou M

26-07-09 04:10 PM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

'These are the days that must happen to you' used by Dan Walsh, taken from Walt Whitman, I'm a big Walt fan.

Also, see signature.

Paul the 6th

26-07-09 04:27 PM

Re: Your favourite quotes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid (Post 1983354)

I did not say "gheyest"! I said greatest.

sorry for mis-quoting you mkb :( (it does sound better though :))

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