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got some

speaking to some mates about geting my knee down around a roundabout and some kid i dont know tells me im crap and should get a car and scrape my mirros by going around the roundabout so fast ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what with out flipping it aprently he can do it all the time lol ass hole

next one not really a lie buts its more funny then anything mate gets pulled over by the old bill, police man gets out and goes iv just clocked you doing over 90 miles per hour my mate replys how i havent been out a hour hehe

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There are to be no pay rises this year.

But management will be rewarded for restructuring.

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You'll get a payrise in january & with commission you'll be taking home around 3K extra a year.

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I was once told an incredible tale by a lad who claimed to have beaten Casey Stoner in a race. The story was along the lines that he won a competition to ride with Ducati on a trackday and he ended up going out and whipping Stoner. :-dd

It was a tall, but brilliant tale. :cool:

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"Oh yes, when i was a lad i had a Kazwaki."

Promptly followed by 3 of us p!$$ing ourselves on the floor.

Whatever you'd done the guy had done more/better/longer. It became a challenge to come into work with a tall story that he couldn't beat - needless to say he was a Richard Cranium

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I investigate high-risk insurance claims for a living. I get told fantastical stories every day ;)

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it is...................................

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The best one I ever heard:

"Jesus will save us"

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"you take on this extra work and you will be rewarded for it"

Woo I get a 2% pay rise like the rest of us mugs, while you all get 10% etc

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When question why she walked away from me when I wanted to sort things out.

'what? I didn't even do nothing with that lad...'

Still have that one in the bank for the future.