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Grant66

09-02-10 12:54 PM

Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...

The way that I feel,
can't be expressed in words.
Would be much easier,
with dog turds.

CheGuevara

09-02-10 01:34 PM

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I have no witty comments, but I actually did get that card for my wife last year (along with a proper one for her to open after the shock subsided).

speedplay

09-02-10 08:59 PM

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"You have a face like a peach, a football-peach"....

DaveP

10-02-10 02:13 AM

Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2175973)

Firsty.... why?

Secondly...
'Happy valentines day. I feel today's appropriate to tell you that recently I've found myself thinking of you whilst sleeping with other women...

...makes me last long time!

Smug Regards,

Noble OX '

This has got to be the winner, Dave numbers I salute you!!

Dave

Bluewolf

10-02-10 09:43 AM

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Owenski

10-02-10 09:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewolf (Post 2177120)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
Now so do you...

Was going to go with something along those lines.

eg, Thought I'd be nice to buy you a valentines card but with all the money I've been spending on HIV treatments this is all I could afford.
Oh yeah, while I remember they're giving free tests down at the local clinic you should go.

Paul the 6th

10-02-10 10:03 AM

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now that is a harsh comment to make matt!

(just don't mention the alternative to the recession party lol)...

dizzyblonde

10-02-10 11:03 AM

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'Tis better to
have loved and lost,
this painful truth I know.
And therefore do
I give thee thanks,
thou two-faced freakin' ho.

Valentines day is
made for lovers,
and gestures that endure.
So I *love* that I
gave you genital warts,
for which there is no cure.

Paul the 6th

10-02-10 11:05 AM

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could just take out a personal advert in the local paper..

"For no strings attached sex, contact my wh0re of an ex on 07876......"

Viney

10-02-10 12:48 PM

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Whats the rest of the number?

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