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metalangel 17-09-10 07:57 AM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
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Originally Posted by reeder (Post 2371498)
All women don't fart. Please don't ruin my sweet little image.
This. Women's bums are there for two things: to look nice, and for sexual purposes. Nothing EVER comes out of them. You're all pristine goddesses.

Jayneflakes 17-09-10 10:00 AM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by metalangel (Post 2371986)
This. Women's bums are there for two things: to look nice, and for sexual purposes. Nothing EVER comes out of them. You're all pristine goddesses.
One morning only last week, my partner awoke to find her arms wrapped around me and my head nestled into her shoulder, it was a beautiful moment for her and she gently kissed my still sleeping face.

To which, I turned over, snuggled into my pillow and farted like a fog horn!
:-dd

slark01 17-09-10 10:06 AM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
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Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 2372068)
One morning only last week, my partner awoke to find her arms wrapped around me and my head nestled into her shoulder, it was a beautiful moment for her and she gently kissed my still sleeping face.

To which, I turned over, snuggled into my pillow and farted like a fog horn!
:-dd
LOL :-)


Ste

Drew Carey 17-09-10 10:11 AM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
Hehe....this thread has made me laugh. Thank you.

On the subject of farting in leathers....anyone ever done that and thought, "Best stop, else my pillion might feel that"!!!! :D

I have also had the thought on a ride out, after having chilli the night before....."Best not, else I might have an accident". Can't be nice in leathers in 25oC!!!!! :D

dizzyblonde 17-09-10 11:46 AM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drew Carey (Post 2372078)
Hehe....this thread has made me laugh. Thank you.

On the subject of farting in leathers....anyone ever done that and thought, "Best stop, else my pillion might feel that"!!!! :D

I have also had the thought on a ride out, after having chilli the night before....."Best not, else I might have an accident". Can't be nice in leathers in 25oC!!!!! :D

Sometimes it does make you wonder

'oh god thats too warm for just a fart, surely?'

As for accidents, the best person to ask about that is Smudge, hes not keen on remembering a certain North Wales rideout.:mad:

xXBADGERXx 17-09-10 09:28 PM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
Jeeeeeesus , outta here

widepants 17-09-10 11:31 PM
Re: The perfect D**P :-)
 
I have an allergy to onions ,and it takes about half an hour for the magic to work.
monday It was fried onion time.
Was I a bad man to laugh when the misses gagged out loud


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