I'm impressed by a man who'll ride as hard and fast with me as pillion as he would one up.

If I wanted to pootle I'd go on a Harley!


(White lilies and Ferrero Rocher don't hurt, either :D )

:shock: Well. Is that what the kids are calling it these days.

I shall make a note of this.

:D :D :D :D

Thank you................made me laugh out loud after a sh*tty day at work.

just need a big brick in my experience :D

or have money, that always works too, when did you last see an ugly rich guy without a decent looking bird

Have you seen the state of the small rodent that Donald Trump scraped up off the side of the road, rinsed off, and applied to his head?

I have seen more realistic hair on Cabbage Patch Dolls.

And, have you seen the chick he is knocking about with??

So, it must be his delightful personality.







BWAAAHHH HAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA. :lol: :lol:
Yes. Must be.

Exactly..... There's a few old geezers with ferrari's round here and they always have some bird about 20-30 years younger with em.... :roll:

I want to be rich :cry:

Thing is though... old geezers... young birds with lots of time on their hands...

hmm. There might be a market niche there for, how do we put this, a more responsive sort of a chap.

I know mate, but its not so easy for me either :lol:

LOL


Just try being really happy with your life, that usually causes a chick to come swanning in and ruin it all for you.

(Misanthropic, me??)

:winner: