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Alpinestarhero 14-11-06 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by chicklemass
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Originally Posted by alpinestarhero
Nasty trying to get home though, no black cabs around that where able to take us north to palmers green! And we wern;t jumping in a minicab:


Matt

What is it with black cab drivers in London :evil: You're a taxi you take me to where I want to go and I pay you for the privelige, it's your job. t*ssers :evil: :evil: :evil:

Mike

My girlfreinds and my point EXACTLY

Still, the cabbie missed out on 20quid, and the limo driver got a 20quid tip. I got my girlfreind home safe and sound and we know now not to trust any cabbie, let alone the dodgy minicab ones.

Matt

Carsick 14-11-06 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Warthog
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Originally Posted by Carsick
In case anybody was worried, my penis is feeling better now, though my left nipple is still a bit sore.
My head, on the other hand, is best not asked after, but we'll just leave it as I had a yoghurt with extras and now I'm going to bed with a nice storybook on.


Aaargh ok I know I am going to regret this, but what happened to your penis?

Google for "genital beading" and you'll find out.

tricky 14-11-06 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Carsick
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Originally Posted by Warthog
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Originally Posted by Carsick
In case anybody was worried, my penis is feeling better now, though my left nipple is still a bit sore.
My head, on the other hand, is best not asked after, but we'll just leave it as I had a yoghurt with extras and now I'm going to bed with a nice storybook on.


Aaargh ok I know I am going to regret this, but what happened to your penis?

Google for "genital beading" and you'll find out.

And how much would one expect to pay to have said aftermarket parts fitted to ones old boy ?

Carsick 15-11-06 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by tricky
And how much would one expect to pay to have said aftermarket parts fitted to ones old boy ?

Depends where you go, but it starts at about £100 because sterile gowns and stuff are needed as well as stitches, etc.
Choice of materials is silicone, teflon or titanium. No prizes for guessing what I chose.

hovis 15-11-06 09:35 AM

Google for "genital beading" and you'll find out.

:shock: NOOOOOOOOOOOO


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