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Thats superb, DO IT!!! :lol:

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Originally Posted by SmudgeK3 (Post 1297655)

are the police good then in your areas cos where i live they aren't interested all there good for is issuing crime numbers i haven't seen a cop car in Halifax for at least a year

well my friend is friends with a plod, helped him alot when his bike got nicked

and shall i use a used condom?

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Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 1298172)

well my friend is friends with a plod, helped him alot when his bike got nicked

and shall i use a used condom?

don't be daft, leaving a DNA sample at the scene of the crime?;)

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Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf (Post 1298191)

don't be daft, leaving a DNA sample at the scene of the crime?;)

OMG, im so thick, i would make a hopeless criminal

Alternatively, phone plod and tell them you'll be waiting somewhere along the route with a sawn-off shotgun and fully intend to use it on the **** when he drives past. You won't be able to move next day for patrol cars. ;)

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Originally Posted by SmudgeK3 (Post 1296452)

the police wont give a sh!t they'l just think you want a crime number, just sit back and watch the d!ckhead write his car off

Maybe that's what police do in your area, but around here, if someone makes a complaint, they HAVE to do something, or they can be held accountable. For example, t!t is reported, police don't do anything, t!t has an accident that kills a 3rd party. Person reporting t!t goes to the papers, 3rd parties family takes police to the cleaners for doing nothing to prevent an accident when a risk was reported.

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Originally Posted by SmudgeK3 (Post 1296469)

you could use a helmet cam but to be honest i dont think the plod would do anything they only seem to nick people when it happens in front of them, you could always say he waved a gun at ya and he was asian that may get there attention

Video footage has to have date/time to be valid use of evidence in court, but it might be handy to take them to the police station, with a cheeky "check this out, it happens every day around <insert time>."

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Originally Posted by Bluewolf (Post 1298525)

That one will definately work, and you can just kick back at home eating pizza & drinking beer, laughing your socks off.

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Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 1298172)

well my friend is friends with a plod, helped him alot when his bike got nicked

and shall i use a used condom?

Personally I don't see a problem with this ... as long as it weren't YOU that used it ;-)

In fact, that would just add to the confusion :rolleyes: LMAO

Even better if the person who had used the condom was an ar$ehole that you didn't like :D oooooh the possibilities are almost endless ...

How about letting a dog hump ya leg, then placing the dogs "seed" in a condom ... now I'd really love to see the look on the face of the lab-guy PMSL

Anyhoot .... none of this banter gets nobhed off the road :mad:

get a really loud horn, or have a water bomb tucked away at the helm of your bike, ready to be grabbed and launched

I would mount a camera to my bike, and record him, then show the evidence to the police

hi baph

Matt

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Originally Posted by Bluewolf (Post 1298525)

lol i DON'T! fancy doing this as i work round the corner from that bank heist shooting lmao:smt066

i finish work early tomorrow so i think i will go on the hunt for this blokes heep of crap