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that's actually the start of my number (you can have the rest of it if you want)...
:razz:

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you ol' tart Paul!

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You think some of these are bad?

Should see Richie's PM!!!! A troubled soul?

This is a very entertaining read by the way! Keep them coming

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There was a young man called Noble Ox
Who used to date a real Fox
Now he's twisted and bitter
he's looking for someone fitter
NOT the inflatable kind from a Box

When Valentines Day came around
Noble Ox felt he was duty bound
to get the ex a card
he really did try hard
but he spent less than a pound

The Ex had broken Ox's heart
and on bad terms they had to part
He spends all his days
thinking of the ways
He could sit on her face ... and fart

So the Ex, you can take a HIKE
We had our doubts you were really a DYKE!
Our hero is fine and dandy
although a little bit randy
He gets better orgasms riding his SUZUKI SV BIKE .....................


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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WOW, I'm really impressed! and a little guilty that I've taken so much of your time!

But I like it :) Shame im only known to the org as Noble Ox! - Which btw nobody has every commented on? Maybe its only me who thinks its cool...

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Send me the details you want in and I will re-jig???

p.s. I was bored and like being creative!

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Ever thought of a job in greetings cards Amanda? :-)

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Hahahaha - Only the alternative, bitter kind!!!

I took this verse out as I thought it a bit too mean ......

"You see the Ex was really not nice
She had gonorrhea and pubic lice
She scratched day and night
cos those beasties would bite
She had to give up her career in Vice!!!!"

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Ouch! Bad amanda

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Nah :D I said I took it out ...... That was for the org's eyes only lol

:cool: