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L3nny 17-06-10 09:41 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
To show how much you appriciate them why don't you buy them a couple of Alsations, then let them lock the Alsations in the garden where lots of cats and other things annoy them all day. Then you can experience the holy trinity of dogs, kids and aforementioned oxygen thief mother screaming at the above.

I think I keep Howard Leight in business with the amount of earplugs I get through.

Roberrrrt 17-06-10 09:58 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
On a similar note, I'm working from home today, some chavvy neighbour (can't work out exactly where the noise is coming from) is playing some god awful dance crap with the bass turned up.

Don't these people have jobs or what?

He'll be getting a size 11 Doc Marten to the dial in a minute... :smt076

Owenski 17-06-10 10:01 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberrrrt (Post 2297753)
On a similar note, I'm working from home today, some chavvy neighbour (can't work out exactly where the noise is coming from) is playing some god awful dance crap with the bass turned up.

Don't these people have jobs or what?

He'll be getting a size 11 Doc Marten to the dial in a minute... :smt076

playing x-box then?

Roberrrrt 17-06-10 10:07 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
Actually not!

Owenski 17-06-10 10:38 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
Lies

hindle8907 17-06-10 10:39 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
Too right. kill the sods lol.
i know kids are kids but there is playing and then there is no control and if they are anything like the kids next door to my mothers house then i feel sorry for you especially with the hours you work.
I would have a word if is effecting your sleep ect ect

Roberrrrt 17-06-10 10:43 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Owenski (Post 2297804)
Lies

I'm working! Honest

The noise has stopped round my house now, they must be reading the forum :p

pookie 17-06-10 11:17 AM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
They've taken them down the pub as football is starting soon ;)

embee 17-06-10 12:34 PM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2297082)
...cut their legs off with a blunt axe before beating them over the head with the wet bleeding stumps.

:-k....firm but fair, firm but fair.

Owenski 17-06-10 12:35 PM

Re: Can I kill the children next door?
 
that was my favorite bit too.


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