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Re: GM General abuse thread

Liberated from the Thunderace is an idiot thread......

Sir Trev suggests Replacing the Ace.

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Originally Posted by Sir Trev (Post 2755858)

Oddly enough the shop I got my rear stand from actually let me try one on their FZ6 demonstrator so I knew how to use it. Even easier once I upgraded to bobbins.

Surprised nobody has suggested selling the bike and getting one with a centre stand...

To which Nathan declared undying commitment to the old girl...

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Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2756032)

SELL THE ACE!!! How dare you suggest such an awful thing you horrible individual, me and my beasty have an intimate relationship, every day she tries to kill me and every day I try to stop her!:makelurve:

Parting with the Ace! I'd rather peel off all my skin and roll around in salt!:smt018

May I present Exhibit - A

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Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2721646)

I'm looking to get a new bike possibly a XJR1300R, can anyone tell me of a decent second hand bike dealer in the area? I dont want anything too modern preferably late nineties early naughties! Any and all suggestions welcome!:help:

I'm getting to old to keep belting round the country on a sports bike I need something a little more comfy!:-({|=

from <This thread> Dated only from June this year.

Once he's been skinned and salted can I have first dibs on the bike trailer?

Re: GM General abuse thread

What can I say, a momentary lapse of reason (yes Pink Floyd), since I've had her all I've done is hack up and down autobahns, now I'm back in the UK I've started to remember what real fun you can have, and my old girl will keep up with anybody (which unlike everybody assumes is not just because I'm an utter nutter) even with me and my rather ragged and aggressive riding style!

If you can't be with the one you love,
http://p1.bikepics.com/2010/02/25/bi...912682-320.jpg
love the one your with!:makelurve:
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Re: GM General abuse thread

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Originally Posted by Sir Trev (Post 2755446)

I went to Guildford once - it was crap.

Oh, did you mean personal abuse?

He's only chiming in coz he's bored! Have you seen the Thames Valley section? I've seen more life in a morgue!:rolleyes:

Re: GM General abuse thread

I want a Duke as my next bike too mate, but the day we both chase each other on Dukes is the day I ask you "What is this brilliant white light?" and you reply "What white light? All I can see if lots of fire and a guy with a big **** off trident!"

Re: GM General abuse thread

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Originally Posted by Fallout (Post 2756183)

Ah we might be able to see him, but could he catch us!:smt059

Re: GM General abuse thread

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Originally Posted by Mark_h (Post 2756040)

Liberated from the Thunderace is an idiot thread......

Sir Trev suggests Replacing the Ace.

To which Nathan declared undying commitment to the old girl...

May I present Exhibit - A
from <This thread> Dated only from June this year.

Once he's been skinned and salted can I have first dibs on the bike trailer?

Thanks for that Mark!:smt018

Re: GM General abuse thread

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Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2756196)

Ah we might be able to see him, but could he catch us!:smt059

If he struggles I'll let him go pillion.

Re: GM General abuse thread

What has 2 oranges and 1 tit?

A gsxr750 from Tadley!:joker:

Re: GM General abuse thread

I saw something odd today, it was slow moving, black in colour and left a slimy trail!

Was it a snail?

Was it a slug?

No it was Spank86 on his speed four!!!!!!!:rolleyes: