Some of the limpest jokes ever.Absolutely prosthetic.

I'm finding it mildly amusing...


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Been done a while back but...


There's a cave in at the mine, one survivor is pulled from the wreckage. He's unconscious and his injuries mean that they have to amputate a limb.

He comes to and sees what they've done.

"Who's going to want a one-legged gold digger?!" he screams.






And Paul McCartney says "I might be interested!"

If she saw this thread she'd probably kick your ****....

The plane joke is good. Everything is funny until its about oneself or someone you know. So I guess you either have to find everything funny, or nothing funny, or else you risk having double standards.

With her new cash Heather could easilly afford a steady supply of those Diamonds that Lucy was in the sky with? :wink:

They say all you need is love but I guess she's getting her solicitor to say...
"you can't buy me love! "
"I'm gonna hippy hippy shake my way out of here!!"

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McCartney gets his divorce settlement
 

Paul McCartney recieves his share of the divorce settlement...

http://upload4.postimage.org/311820/McCartney.jpg


no comment.

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Poor bloke.He deserves a leg up after that.