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Spiderman 08-06-06 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry
Folks....I assure you that none of these are Ladyboys! :smt031

Have you been oferring the "cough and drop" test instead of shaking hands, again?

Peter Henry 08-06-06 02:36 PM

Well...Dashing about the court playing volleyball? I mean c'mon you've seen those Brazilian beach players? :shock:

And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your **** on a seat or sumfink? :smt031

And there is the etiquette to consider. When mingling if the gap you want to move through is a tadge small, and contact is unavoidable....do you ensure the contact is made with anything but the excitable chappie? :smt031

Filipe M. 08-06-06 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry
And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your @rse on a seat or sumfink? :smt031

Don't forget: always go for an unnocupied chair. :wink:

Law 08-06-06 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry
And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your @rse on a seat or sumfink? :smt031

Are you worried you'll sit on a bloke and enjoy it too much? or vice versa :P

Spiderman 08-06-06 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry
And there is the etiquette to consider. When mingling if the gap you want to move through is a tadge small, and contact is unavoidable....do you ensure the contact is made with anything but the excitable chappie? :smt031

I guess it depends on who's gap it is, just how tight it is and just how much enjoyment you want to get out of it. ;)

Peter Henry 08-06-06 02:51 PM

Law...I am more conscious of ungainly contact with some of the beauts in attendance. :smt031

And heaven's above..what if I have claimed the chair and a fair naked maiden sits on me?! :shock: :smt031

DanDare 08-06-06 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry
Law...I am more conscious of ungainly contact with some of the beauts in attendance. :smt031

And heaven's above..what if I have claimed the chair and a fair naked maiden sits on me?! :shock: :smt031

Erm.... :? .... Where's the problem?? :?

sharriso74 08-06-06 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DanDare
Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry
Law...I am more conscious of ungainly contact with some of the beauts in attendance. :smt031

And heaven's above..what if I have claimed the chair and a fair naked maiden sits on me?! :shock: :smt031

Erm.... :? .... Where's the problem?? :?

When Peter doesn't let her go when the music starts again

Peter Henry 08-06-06 03:08 PM

But Dan the idea is not to go around skewering kebabs, despite it being a BBQ! :P

cuffy 08-06-06 04:02 PM

Just tuck the ol fella between ya legs and say your on of those pre-op transexuals...just dont turn around or bend over though...people think your piles have taken a turn for the worse :D


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