Have you been oferring the "cough and drop" test instead of shaking hands, again?

Well...Dashing about the court playing volleyball? I mean c'mon you've seen those Brazilian beach players? :shock:

And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your **** on a seat or sumfink? :smt031

And there is the etiquette to consider. When mingling if the gap you want to move through is a tadge small, and contact is unavoidable....do you ensure the contact is made with anything but the excitable chappie? :smt031

Don't forget: always go for an unnocupied chair. :wink:

Are you worried you'll sit on a bloke and enjoy it too much? or vice versa :P

I guess it depends on who's gap it is, just how tight it is and just how much enjoyment you want to get out of it. ;)

Law...I am more conscious of ungainly contact with some of the beauts in attendance. :smt031

And heaven's above..what if I have claimed the chair and a fair naked maiden sits on me?! :shock: :smt031

Erm.... :? .... Where's the problem?? :?

When Peter doesn't let her go when the music starts again

But Dan the idea is not to go around skewering kebabs, despite it being a BBQ! :P

Just tuck the ol fella between ya legs and say your on of those pre-op transexuals...just dont turn around or bend over though...people think your piles have taken a turn for the worse :D