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Scoobs 21-03-07 10:37 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd (Post 1142851)
wizards sleeve

horses collar

i could go on but on the grounds of "decency" i shall refrain for now!!:D

I'll carry on for you then :D

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound

Jabba 21-03-07 10:50 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Muff = handle-bar mounted glove

John 675 21-03-07 11:32 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Dont know if these have been done yet,

Tommy Tag - Fag

Tommy Tank - shaking hands with the gouverner of love . . . etc (you get the idea )

:smt073

Tomcat 22-03-07 09:53 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs (Post 1142874)
I'll carry on for you then :D

Upright bacon sandwich

Axe wound

camels hoof (in jeans or tight trousers) ;)

Stingo 22-03-07 11:32 AM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Twinkle **** - Ladies 'personal' deodorant. :smt082 :cheers:



Oh dear...I'd better get out of here....

stewie 22-03-07 02:30 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
top boll#cks - breasts
dirty pillows - breasts
wali jumblats - err.. breasts
baps - err breasts again,sorry
front bottom - ladies unmentionables

thank god for comprehensive education :)

independentphoto 22-03-07 05:34 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
"The Buttons" - remote control as in where the f### are the buttons?

:cool:

Jdubya 22-03-07 05:38 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomcat (Post 1143777)
camels hoof (in jeans or tight trousers) ;)


Dont you mean camel toe?





*gets me coat and runs*

Tomcat 22-03-07 05:48 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdubya (Post 1144145)
Dont you mean camel toe?





*gets me coat and runs*


oopps. yer, you get the jist!!

socommk23 22-03-07 05:57 PM

Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
 
hootnanny= lady bits!
backdoor= backside
jubblies= boobs
tackle= man bits
weaner in a warehouse= over used lady bits....did i cross a line with that one?


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