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dizzyblonde 17-03-10 09:53 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Dont you think its funny when the dog farts, then stares at its butt as if its never happened before :-)

I have three cats, but fortunately for them the dogs are so rancid, theirs are never noticed!

Milky Bar Kid 17-03-10 10:18 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2215019)
Dont you think its funny when the dog farts, then stares at its butt as if its never happened before :-)

I have three cats, but fortunately for them the dogs are so rancid, theirs are never noticed!

We have 5 dogs and they all do that! Then they look at you as if it was your fault!

thulfi 17-03-10 10:23 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Me and my mates used to play a lot of poker, usually on our living room floors = perfect chance to grab the ol' head while the chips are being sorted out, and plant one in there face. Kept you on your toes.

Shower guffs are pretty rancid. The water vapour seems to make the smell travel the speed of light, whilst simulataneously amplifying the pong.

Kuze 18-03-10 03:42 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Ok funny as this thread is, someone is trying to kill me in the office as this foul stench is floating around, feel sorry for the victims!!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/mu...ogofstench.jpg

Messie 18-03-10 03:45 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Nooooo - not the bog of eternal stench!!!!

Dave20046 18-03-10 04:56 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thulfi (Post 2215046)
Shower guffs are pretty rancid. The water vapour seems to make the smell travel the speed of light, whilst simulataneously amplifying the pong.

It clings aswell :puker:
Had to have words with a colleague I was away with after he dropped one after getting out the shower ... smell only hit me as I was brushing my teeth. I didn't feel clean until lunch time.

thulfi 18-03-10 05:23 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2215734)
It clings aswell :puker:
Had to have words with a colleague I was away with after he dropped one after getting out the shower ... smell only hit me as I was brushing my teeth. I didn't feel clean until lunch time.

haha, im not surprised. brushing teeth in fart vapour, nasty.

Sally 18-03-10 05:57 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Was in a pub last night, and this old irish guy dropped one...

Wow, thats the worst I have ever smelt.

Old man fart, coupled with umpteen pints of guiness, is not a good combination...

keith_d 18-03-10 06:47 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
[QUOTE=dizzyblonde;2215019]Dont you think its funny when the dog farts, then stares at its butt as if its never happened before :-)
[QUOTE]

They're checking they didn't follow through.

dizzyblonde 18-03-10 08:28 PM

Re: Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>
 
Bubbles in the Bath....by Ivor WindyBottom ;-)


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