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maviczap 27-04-15 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ophic (Post 3009241)
Whilst this is true, it doesn't take into account the inefficiencies of having an unnecessarily complex system - mainly the extra hours invested in administering it. This affects business owners who have to spend time calculating their tax, and also requires a huge number of people employed by the government to process it all

Whilst some of this is true, so much of the admin of managing tax's (VAT & Income) by humans has been removed & either automated, online or ignored.

With some of the things in the pipeline, even more so.

Heorot 27-04-15 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BanannaMan (Post 3009094)
A fecking Yank as Prime Minister????


There'd be rioting in the streets!!!!!

Well Bill, we could have a Yank as prime minister in a few years time. Boris Johnson was born in New York, so, technically, he can be considered a Yank. Of course, since he was born in America, he's eligible to be your president too, unlike Obama.

BanannaMan 28-04-15 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Heorot (Post 3009266)
Well Bill, we could have a Yank as prime minister in a few years time. Boris Johnson was born in New York, so, technically, he can be considered a Yank. Of course, since he was born in America, he's eligible to be your president too, unlike Obama.


It really doesn't matter who is president of the US.
It's what party is in power.

The party that supports mega corporations and helps the nations poorest 1% and expects the working class to pay for it.
OR
The party that supports mega corporations and helps the nations richest 1% and expects the working class to pay for it.

We're screwed either way and headed for eventual collapse of the system unless things change.


Meet the the new boss....same as the old boss.

ophic 28-04-15 06:20 AM

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I can see that we're as good at wasting time arguing as any politician. Perhaps we should form a party and run for government? I think Bibio should be Minister of Industry and Gadgets. Any other cabinet recommendations? :D

garynortheast 28-04-15 06:39 AM

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I'm happy to take on the very important portfolio for idling and dog walking.

Littlepeahead 08-05-15 10:37 AM

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If I was Prime Minister, which I'm not as David Cameron appears to have nicked that job, I would have Katie Hopkins and Russell Brand put in a sack with some bricks and dropped off the end of Brighton Pier.

pookie 08-05-15 11:32 AM

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Thats a bit harsh.. Brand has better facial hair. Maybe they could send Hopkins to I'm a celebrity and lose her in the outback.
I expect the unemployment figures to go up this quarter .. lots of ex Mp's with no work experience on their Cvs, a couple of ex political party leaders and a slightly overweight baldy guy.

Spank86 08-05-15 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 3010392)
If I was Prime Minister, which I'm not as David Cameron appears to have nicked that job, I would have Katie Hopkins and Russell Brand put in a sack with some bricks and dropped off the end of Brighton Pier.

But what if they breed on the way down and somehow escape with their offspring? The horror.


Far safer to use two sacks,

keith_d 08-05-15 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 3010392)
If I was Prime Minister, which I'm not as David Cameron appears to have nicked that job, I would have Katie Hopkins and Russell Brand put in a sack with some bricks and dropped off the end of Brighton Pier.

Tide in or out??

Biker Biggles 08-05-15 07:33 PM

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If I was PM Id nip round and see the Queen then have a cabinet reshuffle.I might even do a bit of gloating.


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