PMSL :lol:

Oh I don't know Peter, that may well work to your advantage.

"Excuse me Miss, can I interest you in an onion ring?"

I've heard of that before, but with donuts... :? Don't know what would make the carrier feel better, though. I've always tought the donut story was a bit tight.

And what if one of the ladies offers me a taste of her red snapper....from the sea food selection? :wink: :smt031

Does said onion go well with said snapper? If so, you've got no problem. If they somehow clash, then by all means remove said onion, you don't want to offend the aforementioned lady!

Having sorted out the condiments do you go for cabbages over the briney?
Bishop's finger being the drink of choice no doubt.

Given how warm it is over there a sex on the beach would be far more refreshing

See? Now you've gone and killed the thread! :cry:

TAXI

Turning my mind back to the buffet, might their be things best avoided? Maybe stay clear of the hot dip for example? There is sure to be salad but at this event I feel sure even that will be without dressing!

Anything that might crumble and fall causing companions to follow the path of the waywood morsel, thus eyes inadvertantly to focus upon the likely miscreant of the occasion......just so much to bare in mind, what you reckon? :?