"I say we take off and nuke the place from orbit. I mean, it's the only way to be sure."

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."

And of course, "Game over man. Game over."

This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your noses! Buy your own bloody glue!

fatty lewis ...twin town

"casey ryback?? casey rybacks on that train? "


"who's casey Ryback? "



"ONLY THE BEST GODDAM MARINE YOU EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE ".

..................... UNDER SIEGE 30000









"DID YOU CALL THE CODE RED? "

"YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID "


"CRYSTAL "


A FEW GOOD MEN .?





AND ITS NOT A LINE BUT I HAVE READ THIS THREAD AND WATCHED RAMBO LAST NIGHT AND RIGHT A THE END- HE LOOKS ACROSS AT ONE OF THE POW'S HE RESCUED AND THE BEDRAGGLED SKELETAL FIGURE MANAGES TO RAISE A WEARY HAND IN TO A SALUTE-- ITS NOT A LINE- BUT ITS CLASS !!...







OH AND ANOTHER- now I know its good but I dont know it.. its in groundhog day ... when he comes down in th ehotel and the lndlady says the same thing to him on the mornin he realises and he says something right funny to her-- and i cant remember what it is.. so if u got it- tell me

"He's not the messiah - He's a very naughty boy" - Life of Brian.

put the gun down, and get me a pack of tropical fruit bub-a-licious..........
and some skittles

badboys

Guess what film I watched this afternoon? :lol:

"See, there's three kinds of people: d***s, pu****s, and as*****s. Pu****s think everyone can get along, and d***s just wanna f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your as****s, Chuck. And all the as*****s want is to s**t all over everything! So, pu****s may get mad at d***s once in a while, because... pu****s get ****ed by d***s. But d***s also-f**k-as*****s, Chuck. And if they didn't f**k the as*****s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d**k and your pu**y all covered in s**t!"


Now thats a whole lot of stars, and one of the funniest monologues I've ever heard.

On the first day:

"Will you be checking out today Mr Connors?"

"Chance of departure today 100%"

The next day:

"Will you be checking out today Mr Connors?"

"Chance of departure today 80......75, 80%.."

On the day he actually knows (because he was arrested but doesn't wake up in prison) he answers all her questions before she asks him so she doesn't get a word in and then asks:

"Was there a State official looking for me this morning? Hat? Nightstick? Gun?"

"No. Should there have been?"

"Apparently not."

And he smiles...

From The Last King Of Scotland:

Ugandan Woman on Bus: "Do you have monkeys in Scotland?"

Nicholas Garrigan: "No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them."

Have you seen it yet?
Worth watching?