ironing and top gear
 

I know Viney will KILL me for posting this but I post it in jest and in a light hearted way !!!......:flower:

I am ironing and he is watching top gear !!!! is that not a great thing ?!?!?!?!?! are you males out there impressed ?!?!? And I have had a brazillian wax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being that I am always going to be that little bit fat and I talk in my sleep and I always say the wrong things and it is highly likely that someone will remove this post as they always do when I post anything, and given that I am basically irretrievably stupid and my t*ts are more burnt from being on the sunbed than a chargrilled banana............ I still think I can't be that bad a catch to be looking after my man in the way that only I can do!!! on a Sunday night !!! - I NEVER say anything good about myself - and I won't start now - but I think you could have worse girlfriends ?!?!?!? ........

I await deletion of this thread......... as usual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::ro lleyes:

viney i love u !!!!

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Ah but have you made him a smoothie with your V8 blender....

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what about a v8 iron, get though the ironing in no time

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Well, I was ironing whilst watching Antiques Roadshow. I would also like to add that I do NOT have a Brazilian. My wife is from Plymouth. (She does not have a Brazilian either - she has me!)

This thread is useless withour pictures etc etc...;)

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I hope it isnt deleted.....well funny :-)

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I could have an RS6 blender and regardless nothing, short of the world turning blue upside down, would get fruit past the viney mouth!!!

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i want a V8 microwave!

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:D

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whenever i post they usually are.............. and I'll be the 'chat' of the mods section !!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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I think a V8 washing machine would be top of my list...