Fell though roof and knocked over bike
 

Some little chav **** was running along the garage roof at the back of Jax Mums house today and fell though the roof! Knocked over my other SV (on its Abba stand) and then buggered off, the police have taken an age to get there (2hrs nearly, even though Jax Mum and Dad are both disabled and retired). And then won't get a SOCO to have a look as there is a risk the roof was asbestos. Even though there is a huge footprint and probably loads of finger prints on the bike as he got up off it. I've had to leave the bike half tipped over till tomorrow to see if we can confirm if its asbestos and see if the SOCO will come out then.
Got a good id from a neighbour though, lets just hope I don't find him first.

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Speechless...


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:shock: Indeed . Hope the scrote did some damage to himself.

Cheers
Ben

oh god no, i don't - he'll sue for personal injury :(

If he knocked it off an Abba stand he must have hit it like a bomb...

Well I hope he totally squished his nuts on the tank then.

I can't believe the SCO, what's wrong with a dust mask for all the time they'll be. What do they think loft insulators use?

shame he didnt land on your screwdriver that had been angled upwards to get the oil that was applied to the tip conveniently to run down and lubricate the mechanical tool.

You could hope it is Asbestos - and the scrote may suffer a slow, agonising and debilitating illness!

Don't forget the insurance claim for the roof may need to cover the asbestos removal too, and do Jax's mum a favour!


Sorry to hear about the bike!

Sh+t that is bad! Bike not even safe when locked up in a garage?! :shock:

what the ruddy hell was he doing up there? :shock:

little chav bastids...