Any cool motorbike mottos?
 

As the title suggests really..

Ya know. Things like 'Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head of the car window'..


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There's old riders and bold riders but very few old bold riders.

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Fat bikers bounce better

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Head down, ar$e up and keep the wire tight.

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Four wheels moves the body, two wheels moves the soul

The older I get, the faster I was

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Ride it like you stole it?

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It says on my licence to tear down the dotted line, so I do.

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If it's too loud you're too old...

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better to be a racer for a moment in time than a spectator all your life

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Fat birds are more appreciative.

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motorbikes are better than partners as they don't care if you ride others.

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Shiny side up!

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rubber side down!

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'Cool'? Errr... No.

Cliched and predictable? Yep, hundreds - see the above posts for examples.

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You're in a good mood tonight aren't you :roll:

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As it happens, yes I am. I've had a good afternoon, a few pints with a friend and from where I'm sitting the world looks pretty good.

The mottos however, still don't.

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Here's one for you then Sid ...

How do you tell when a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.

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I speed up for corners

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And he's got an oily ****?

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DILLIGAF

Do I Look Like I give a ****

Any cool motorbike mottos?
 

The only book I read is haynes


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Warning smidsy is not an excuse

racing is life, everything else is just waiting ( mr steve McQueen)

top of the range sports bike £15000 top of the range sports car £ 150000 a bike leaving a car in the mirrors priceless

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My favorite,

Traveling in a car is like watching a film.
Riding a motorbike is like starring in it.
:riding:

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Treat every journey as though it's a qualifying lap.
Ride fast, take risks.
Live to ride, ride to live.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
The only thing better than a motorcycle, is two motorcycles.
When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense.

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Live fast, die young. Have a good looking corpse.

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"Never ride faster than your angel can fly"

Mind you, I wrote my FZ6 off at 30, so I think mine needs to work on her fitness....

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Haha that cracked me up


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Designed by a genius; built by a craftsman; ridden by a tw4t!!!

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Like!!


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Road racing is not a crime!

well, it is... but f*ck it.

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Don't fall off

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If in doubt... flat out

Trash it

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I so wish there was a 'Favourite' or 'Like' facility. The best ^^:smt045

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:smt019:smt019:smt019:smt019:smt019^^^^^^

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One I noticed at Knockhill BSB's, on the side of a racers tranny van....

"You don't need a girlfriend to get down on one knee" :cool:

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A guy I worked with once wrote "I wish my other ride was this dirty" down my fuel tank.

And my mate had a helmet with a sticker on the back "scream all you want, I can't hear you" :)