Help Wideboy
 

After talking to Wideboy, he can not remember what he did or what was done to him on the saturday night of the AR, this is all he knows:

1. Hovis slapped him twice
2. He was talking to redbouy
3. sat on a bar stool by the door
4. some one stuck his head in their boobs

If anyone could fill in the gaps he would be very grateful!!! :rolleyes:

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i heard a rumur involving bear

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saturday evening he spent a lot of time with myself and Redbuoy, that was early on after the BBQ. Later on I recall him saying he had about 12 cans:p and apologising for being drunk, but hey weren't we all sweetie. Later I recall him sitting in the rear area of the pub with Bear and Dan, and a couple of others, where for a short time he fell asleep. After that I couldn't say, as I dragged Im Indoors off to bed, as he had drunk far more than Mr Widepants


AWWW bless, Spongebob Prince Harry pants, you were fine:drunken:

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well he did stand around most of the night grinning to himself
looked abit of a window licker to me

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redboy looks like his dad

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Lmao

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The ever grinning face of Wideboy
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...8_07050035.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...8_07050036.jpg
With Redbouy

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...8_07050037.jpg


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...8_07050038.jpg


here you go hun

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Do remember you walking up to Stretch and his dog ragging your pants:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

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oh dear i remember nothing, probably for the best, no drinky poo's next time

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I heard a rumour. If I remember correctly.....I had consumed many a litre of cider....but I was told that it involved Wideboy and the following items:

1. Vat of KY.
2. Feather Duster.
3. Set of Handcuffs.
4. Hovis's Blade.
5. Hovis.
6. 1 smelly portaloo.
7. Bear.

Don't shoot the messenger, I merely state what I heard. :D:p;)

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Portaloo tipping:confused:

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I believe that a very strong gust of wind did cause the portaloo WidePants was in to gently sway at one point. :D.

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just realised what you mean about getting cramps mate.Looks like you're on a toy bike.




nice bike though

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I think the boobs were either Bears or Messies.

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Mmmmmm you could be right there but I couldn't say which one. May've been both. Neither of us was entirely sober either :D

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All i remember is shouting at you to stop you falling asleep in the pub and then you asked me for some KY dunno why.

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Me and gavin had man-love. It wasnt your tent you where put in gavin, it was mine :smt031

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yep i was going to run out but unfortunately i was mid stream and it would have been weird

thank you, they were very nice :D

i remember nodding off but only for a second :D

now i know your lying, how the hell would i fit in you tent

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ontop, of course

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just remembered you used ur lid as a toilet and we had to fill it full of paper to dry it out

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lmao

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i'm sure the boobs were Grinch's tbh!!!! The poor poor boy.

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Couldn't have been

Grinch has Groobs, not Boobs

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I remember most of it, especially when i have to escort widepants back to his tent, where he asked me "is it special time?".................






It would of been rude not to take advantage of him :)

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so, was it special time?

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Yeaaaas! it was SEXY TIME!

http://funkyheart.com/images/stories/Borat/sexytime.gif

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lmao so basicly i made an ar5e of myself, why didnt some one film it would have been funny to watch

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All this heading off was whay after you asked me to take you home. I think bear asked us where we had been.

sssshhhhhhh dont ask dont tell

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because you are not a an A-list celebitry like me

:smt064