Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Jambo is a superstar!! :cool:

He came out late last night to rescue me from certain frustration and a long slow ride home. :thumbsup:

I had the pleasure of a double puncture at some point on the way to work.

By the time I left to go home the rear tyre was flatter than an out of water flounder that had been run over by several artics and a steam roller!! :shock:

But being a star, Jambo, roused himself from certain boredom at came to my rescue! :lol:

Jambo, May your furry bits recieve many warm and moist blessings from a thousand willing virgins! :thumbsup:

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Sorry I wasnt about when you called - I have a kit - we could have worked out how it works.

Still once again, Jambo to the rescue :)

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Why thank you, but I think Jo might have something to say about that. Plus if they're virgins you have to train them up from scratch, seems like hard work...:rolleyes:

Was quite impressive, never seen 2 punctures within 2 inches before...

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Nah, you should all be on the same page :D


....and 2 punctures? I think we should exchange forum names now for sure Paul

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

:rolleyes: I don't know!! I offer the warm and moist blessings of 1000 willing virgins and you get picky!!! :rolleyes:

There is just no pleasing some people!! :lol:

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

"So I saw Paul Yesterday"
Which one
"Lucky"
Ah, got yah

Only now that won't work.... Please, I've only got a little head, you've already got the same first name, why make this hard?:smt100


:)

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Jambo to the rescue :cheers:

The Cavalry will go out of business at this rate . . .

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Paul, bring your puncture kits next time, I would have thought a man of your 'experience' would be ever ready for that.

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

You've never had a girlfriend, have you?

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

PMSL!!! :lol: :lol:

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

:smt046 very good

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Hence the 1000 virgin offer!! :smt045 :lol:

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

:smt046:lol:

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

We all thought it but you said it man - spot on LMAO :D

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

did he come to the rescue like he did for david, running down the road with his bag shouting "sv down, sv down" again? (i know it didn't actually happen, but couldn't find that funny post again).

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

Brilliant! Jambo, thats very noble of you.

Now, I have a problem...my rear wheel is dirty. Can you come clean it so I can avert certain harasment from jester before sunday?

Matt

Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!
 

I don't do cleaning bikes. The rear wheel got cleaned last week for the first time since last April so I could spray it up....

Fixing, yes, cleaning, not so much....