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my my my - i does seem like our Paul does get about a bit LOL

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Two armed thieves picked the wrong night to rob a Sydney club, disturbing a meeting of 50 motorcycle bikers, who tackled and hog-tied one of the thieves until police arrived.
The Southern Cross Cruiser Club was staging its monthly meeting on Wednesday night in the club in Sydney's west when two men armed with machetes entered the club and ordered patrons to lie on the ground and surrender their money.
But the balaclava-wearing bandits did not realise there were 50 bikers in the next room.
"I was in the middle of giving my meeting and someone ran in and said, "the place is being robbed'," biker club president Jester told local radio on Thursday.
"So we ran around the roller door out the front and as this guy opened the roller door, we crash tackled him in the doorway," Jester said.
The thief managed to escape the biker's tackle, but was caught again by the bikers.
"We caught him at the fence and crash-tackled him and hog-tied him to the ground and waited for the police to get there," said Jester.
"Yeah, he picked the wrong night I think," he said.
The other thief jumped over a balcony and ran into a nearby park, but was later caught by police.
"If they'd only looked, right when they walked in the main door, they would have seen 40 or 50 of us sitting there. Obviously they couldn't see out of the balaclavas, because they didn't even look," said Jester.

Hooray for Bikers

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He does get about...He's got two threads about it :lol:

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oh **** - have i done it again - doh

Stu beat me to the free starbucks coffee post the other day too

TAXI !!!

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Dozy bu99er!!! :lol:

Wasn't me by the way! I don't do violence!! No I don't!!! Right outside now!!

:lol:

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It also says he's the president of the bike club, and I know for a fact that OUR jester has only ever been the president of the Jester Fan Club, and even then he was voted out!

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:smt046 :D

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I retract my previous statement about non violence!! :smt013

Zig, pass the Big Mod Hitting Stick please!!! :smt075 :lol:

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ahhhhhh, but me n mat have these................:smt066:smt070:smt067:smt068: smt064

:p

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Yep, and I have him and matt to throw in your path!

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Don't worry!! I'll start shakin' with fear reeeeaaal soon!! :twisted:

But the : smt064 does worry me a bit!! :lol:

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No problem! As an ex courier I'm used to running over pedestrians who get in my way!! :lol:

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That sounds more like a homoesexual blue film than a news report!

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so thats how your bike gets so dirty paul!!! All those miles

Matt

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Here you go. Do what you must! :smt066

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No bear, i thought we was freinds!!!!

Chris, lets make a 33 bhp run for it!!!!

Matt

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Yay!!!

Ive got the BMHS and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

**Runs about like a schoolgirl giggling madly and looking for things to hit!**

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Oh I see, its a moderator thing is it? Well fine then.

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Thats why its called the BMHS.

Big Mod Hitting Stick!! To be used by mods on unruly members! :lol:

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You can try to run but you'll never escape the wrath of a mod.

And they hunt in packs too, so watch out!


;)

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Matt, Chris, careful you don't get yourself webslung.
;)

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packs of 2 or 3?

there's more of us 'plain old members' than there are mods. we will win!! :smt071

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Simple semantics proves you wrong Jester. The Big Mod Hitting Stick, if you study English, must either be a big stick for hitting Mods with, or a stick for hitting big mods with! There can be no other usage, so therefore, divide and conquer, you and Zigmund Fraud will be so busy beating each other (Steady!) thgat the proletariat will surely triumph.

Victory my comrades! Throw off the shackles of Mod rule for MOB RULE! Then the needless censoring of our posts can end, and we can say ****, ********, **** handed **** wrangler, I want you to **** my **** with a **** chicken's **** cooking pot up my ***********************...

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Allow me to re-phrase/re-name the above mentioned punishment equipment.

The Big Mod Hitting Stick or BMHS has been re-named in light of rumblings from the proles as The Moderators Big Hitting Stick or MBHS.

The deluded ramblings of the prole known as Bear should be disregarded as most of what comes out of his mouth, and other orifices, is for the most part rubbish, smelly and unpleasant.

Rebellion will be crushed and any prole caught openly talking about revolution or organising a coup d'etat will be personally taken out to the back yard and shot by Zig!

Case closed and no further talks or arbitration will be considered! :lol:

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