Man whore
 

Speaking to a colleague, she has a friend that gave up a 'normal' job as he got bored and is now a 'male escort', sounds like pretty cool job. :mrgreen:

And yes I asked the question 'Where do his duties end?' and the response was that basically at contract time, he said its an escort they are paying for, but what two mutually agreeing adults do is whatever they do (paraphrasing there). Which you can read as legal jargon for he?ll put out if you ask/request .. .. ... but what if she is a fugly!?! :shock:

Now I'd not really want to be a full man *****, but the idea of getting taken out to fancy restaurants, to the theatre and other functions, by rich, presumably powerful women just for the evening, now that does appeal! 8)

Are there any professional man ****** on the .org, I'd like to start an apprenticeship?!?! :batman:

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what kind of $$ does he make??

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Don't want to burst your bubble Blue, but I have seen you. You ain't gonna make much. :wink:

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I asked that question too, she didn't know exactly, but banded a figure of £500 for an evening :shock:

Never said I'd be an expensive man *****, I'm primarily in it for the free stuff, making some fair cash too is only a bonus!! :D

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Where do I sign up?

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Well i would do it if i was single (actually i might moonlight)

That would be great, as they are paying for you as an escort and nothing else , yo ucan chose to only s*ag the FUGLY ones.

Or just nail them all after all you dont look at the mantal piece while poking the fire do you?

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Sorry mate, I know you can't get enough of Blue_ but it's female clients only!!! :mrgreen:

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Any hole's a goal mate.

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"One mans meat is another mans......"


....actually that's totally inappropriate

:D

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Jeeze, if they making that sorta money I might have to look. There may be hope for NW3 yet :D And a new bike, and a holiday and a...Okay yeah I'm dreaming now :lol:

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Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

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They are not , they are paying for an Escort with "extras" ;) and if i was an escort and they met my standards they could have the sex for free!!! :)

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There's plenty of women who'd pay NOT to have sex with me.:smt022:smt022

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Perk of the job I suppose!!

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See boys, it has got potential hasn't it!! 8) :mrgreen:

I'll have to brush up on my etiquette though .. . I used to be quite posh you know http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1146.gif .. . I then moved to Portsmoufff due to work about a decade ago and well ... you know how it is .. . roll around in excrement long enough and you start smelling of it!! :D

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Plenty of blokes if you like....:smt079

Joke

Re: Man whore
 

Baddum tish!

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yep for me, and the lucky lady ;):p

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There are people with rather odd fetishes...

Re: Man whore
 

I have already stated that if I were to do it that wouldn't be part of the deal ...

But you tellin' me you wouldn't pay to spend a pleasant evening out with with Blue_ in a tux :takeabow:

I am not sure u'd pay £500, but if it was £1*, I bet you would wouldn't you ... you know you would, you would!! ... :mrgreen:

*You would have to pay for the evening out too ... so add £1.50 expenses for the chip shop down Pompy seafront ... :D

Re: Man whore
 

All i picture in my head whilst reading this......






http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z...malegigolo.jpg

Re: Man whore
 

lmao........ sorry but I wouldn`t!!!! no way would I ever pay to have sex, even if it was only a pound!

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YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR SEX!! :rolleyes: You are paying for an escort - i.e. my charming company for the evening ... basically you are paying for me to be on your arm and be nice to you all night ... :smt052

To be fair, that is a big ask on my behalf for £1*!!! :D

*Plus free sausage and chips lets not forget 8)

Re: Man whore
 

this is defo the best thread of today :-)

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Wow the sausage and chips is tempting!!!! lmao


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPM7j...eature=related

Re: Man whore
 

Er, don't forget, as the client, you are paying for MY chips, not the other way round!! :smt047

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Yes - don't ask me how I know, I just do, OK.

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Yes but who pays for my sausage,and how much?:D

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You'd pay £1 for me for me to be your escort and treat you like a lady* for the evening wouldn't you Sarah!?!? [-o< :)

*or at least try my best at doing that!! .. its almost gotta be worth the £1 to see me try and be nice for a whole evening!?! :D

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I could certainly put my services up for a reasonable fee.

Hey- keep out of Belgravia- that's my patch!!!

Though I agree- why would women pay?

Cos with one of 'those', you could get as many of 'these' as you want!

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Not a professional as such, I like to think of myself as a talented amateur :D

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:lol: I'm not sure Eviltwin would be too happy about that.

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In all seriouness, remember, we are talking about male escort here, not the 'extras' ... and yes in this busy fast pace world of business there is a fair size market for women who simply don't have time for a fella, but like hassle free male company once in a while or are pressured to have a man on their arm at certain functions/dos.

There will be a subset of that that also want hassle free s3x!! :shock:

Just because the adjacent female escort business may be many times as large, its not to say there is NO market for a male escort!! ;)

Re: Man whore
 

To be fair, he is either greatly over estimating my s3xual magnetism or seriously underestimating your will power if he did get worried!! :D

Remember, this is an escort only!! :smt019

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So you telling me that not a single female .org member would pay £1 + sausage and chips to spend an evening with me in my tux :smt022:smt019 :mrgreen:

Would it increase my chances or lessen my chances of getting a client if I said I'd be prepared to spend the evening in my batman outfit instead?!? :batman: :D

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haha that reminds me of a bedbug i learned about today. When it finds a female but also finds another male has already beaten him to it he'll insert his organ into any orifice available in the male and the sperm will flow through the male and into the female underneath :shock: And the males aren't fussy where they put it either, male or female. Ahh tis a bug's life...

Sorry that was kinda completely off topic and weird, I shall retract into my shell once more....:-dd:oops:


However to be on topic, I think male escorts are a good idea for those who are single and need company for big dos and such. Much more glamorous than jiggolos :cool:

Re: Man whore
 

It was a great idea while it lasted but the market reaearch suggests a damp squib would do better.:D
I think it was the sausage and chips that put them off.:rolleyes:

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so thats y fronts over tights then? this thread is useless without pics :smt043

Re: Man whore
 

Business doesn't appear to be booming does it!! :D .. perhaps its just a slow start ... and the girls are just a bit shy/sheepish .. I bet if one said they would, they would all want an evening with Blue_ as their escort!! http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif

I don't do kinky stuff MYC, unless it gets me my first customer that is!! :mrgreen:

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To be fair it was the sausage and chips that attracted me :D