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Bear 23-04-08 12:07 PM

Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
I'll be there after a brief stint on Terrorist Telly. Who's gonna be joining me to fight against the Oppression of the West (tm)?

(Please don't burn me if you happen to be Muslim by the way, it's only supposed to be a joke. If you aren't a muslim please feel free to burn away!)

SoulKiss 23-04-08 12:10 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
DEATH (well serious discomfort) to the Wardens

VIVA La Revolution

Bear For El Presidente !!!!

Bear 23-04-08 12:21 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 1487714)
DEATH (well serious discomfort) to the Wardens

VIVA La Revolution

Bear For El Presidente !!!!

Isn't that the big hot-dog you get at the cinema?

jambo 23-04-08 12:22 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 1487714)
DEATH (well serious discomfort) to the Wardens

VIVA La Revolution

Bear For El Presidente !!!!

With the Spanish-speaking Comunist Muslim fundametalist movement represented by Dave I fail to see what i could add...

I'll try and pitch up though;)

SoulKiss 23-04-08 12:23 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear (Post 1487725)
Isn't that the big hot-dog you get at the cinema?

And there was me thinking you would like being nominated to be Big Sausage :P

Raf 23-04-08 12:34 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Not looking like I will be along, I am still feeling rather bad with whatever illness I got. I am hoping the quack will be able to tell me what it is tomorrow.

SoulKiss 23-04-08 12:38 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jambo (Post 1487727)
With the Spanish-speaking Comunist Muslim fundametalist movement represented by Dave I fail to see what i could add...

I'll try and pitch up though;)

Thats French you insensitive clot !!!!!

JediGoat 23-04-08 12:56 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
'Tis the Custom Bike show at Earls Court this weekend....so this Friday I'll be mostly soaking my weary feet in a bowl and wishing for the weekend to be over :cry:

Sosha 23-04-08 01:08 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
What's french?

Mr Toad 23-04-08 01:24 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
I'm afraid the terrorists win, I have some babysitting to do :smt021

Paws 23-04-08 02:33 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
afraid not, however i do plan on making an appearance some time next month ;)

Grinch 23-04-08 02:42 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
I'm affraid 'terrorists win'.

Sounds like a game of Counter Strike to me...

Jester666 23-04-08 05:05 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
I may well grace you all with my presence :shock:

chris8886 23-04-08 06:36 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester666 (Post 1488005)
I may well grace you all with my presence :shock:

good you've got 2 of my screwdirvers you thieving sod and you weren't there last week :smt103 ;)

Bear 23-04-08 06:53 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosha (Post 1487775)
What's french?

A language mainly spoken by cheese eating surrender monkeys


Mainly to annoy burger eating invasion monkeys...

Jester666 23-04-08 08:03 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
I'll bring 'em along! ;-)

PAPPACLART 23-04-08 09:28 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Can I bring nmy hook?

monkey 24-04-08 01:14 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear (Post 1488098)
.....cheese eating surrender monkeys
....... burger eating invasion monkeys...

That's the sort of talk that got me my nickname.

Terrorists? Jihad? Have I missed something? The only Holy war I'm fighting at the moment is the one where I MUST pray for my new Godson every day and confusingly enough tend his garden for him and be a farmer? (Vicar was from South Carolina or thereabouts :smt120)

I might be along but after having to visit Homebase AND Wickes in the same day yesterday I feel as though I've been terrorised already. If I manage to fix my destroyed soul then I hope to be there to inform Mr Soulkiss that El Presidente is in fact Spanish.
:)

rictus01 24-04-08 01:27 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Planning to attend, I'll be up in Enfield first so will go visa the Ace to grab something to eat first, so will be coming down from there.

Cheers Mark.

metalmonkey 24-04-08 03:13 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Should be around tomorrow tonight:D

Professor 24-04-08 04:23 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Might turn up, depending on the weather.

laMon 25-04-08 06:03 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Shall I bring some of the Polish spirit to the anti-terrorists fight???

SoulKiss 25-04-08 06:05 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by laMon (Post 1489923)
Shall I bring some of the Polish spirit to the anti-terrorists fight???

As long as its not a bottle of that stuff with the grass in it, that will be fine :)

laMon 25-04-08 06:08 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 1489924)
As long as its not a bottle of that stuff with the grass in it, that will be fine :)

nah, it's the one that burns in my Soul:D

ibishu 25-04-08 11:01 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
i know its past time already, but i like the bottle of stuff with the grass in that you can use to burn down dry stone walls. it makes me all warm on the inside.

jambo 25-04-08 01:00 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Terrorists win, I'm otherwise engaged I'm afraid!:smt056

Lucas 25-04-08 01:17 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
I need a drink...

SoulKiss 25-04-08 01:39 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
My best effort may be a brief flyby.......

anna 25-04-08 03:37 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
guess what!!!! I will be down later to catch up on all the anna hugs i've been missing out on!!!

Grinch 25-04-08 03:39 PM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
And I ain't going to be there till the 9th may... dam

monkey 26-04-08 01:35 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, Darren the plonker.

My phone was on charge in the bedroom as I'd left it in my haste to bypass the Ace cafe as quickly as possible. I never leave home on the bike without a phone (ICE, breakdown) so this must be weird coincidence. I did however get some cash nicked but now the phone's here I think I may have put down my wallet while I got sugar for my coffee or even left it on the counter.

I put my hands up. Even though I probably wasn't robbed or pickpocketed I was still stolen from and it may have been my own fault. I'm still gonna go through it with the old bill cos a theif is a theif. Another coincidence is I never carry cash unless I need it! It was given to me by the folks and guests at a Family Christening for my charity doo da. (This is starting to look like Arthur Fowler nicking from the Christmas club!)

All together now "Hands up, baby hands up, give me your love gimme gimme your love gimme gimme......"

Thanks for the use of your phone Anna. I owe you several coffee's and a big cuddle.

That was a nice message Big Man, thanks.

Lesson learned, big time. Damn my leather trousers for having no pockets! I may have even wedged the wallet into my trousers and it just fell out. Thank God the theif had half a conscience. I now have a blocked phone, a useless maestro card and credit card and an embarrassed look on my face.

Darren the Donut (-£70)
:)

P.S. Ribbing will only be tolerated for the next week, and in person.

P.P.S. Had a good time tonight. The ride home was, well, swifter than I'm used to. Lots of old Bill. When the Deviant and his follower left there was a third plod car. Was bloody great though. I could've ridden straight onto a track and beaten Rossi I reckon. (It's the feeling that counts you know).

P.P.P.S. I half believe in Karma, and if it exists, I think this happened because I was taking the Mickey out of Jason Lee thingy (My Name is Earl) for being a scientologist. Bloody Alien freaks. (Awaits recently fixed toilet to break and flood the joint)

:thumbsup:

Devil Biccy 26-04-08 09:50 AM

Re: Friday 25th: If you aren't there, the terrorists win!
 
Sorry to hear of your dosh loss darren hope the kind police of SoHo are able tro help you out


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