What man bits .........
 

OK since Blue has done one for the lads and it was mentioned in the thread the girls will do one, here it is.

What in a man does it for you girls?

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(Puts on strained falsetto voice) Well, I like a man who you can talk to about washing up and sewing and other stuff girls like, but at the end of the day I really love a big c0ck...

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PMSL

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def a great A**e - it one of the first things i check out if it can't fill a pair of jeans then its no from me

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Sense of humour and the eyes do it for me and neither are in the poll!

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agree with the eyes one too

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What if it could fill 2 pairs of jeans and a medium sized skip?

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If that bloke from East Anglia is reading this, not you Skip!

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you do make me laugh bear :smt043 looking forward to meeting you tomorrow

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+1.

Sense of humour, nice eyes, nice smile and the ability to make me laugh.

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No wonder he's not coming to the AR...............you've got him in fear of his life:D

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Where's the 'all of the above' option? :D

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:smt043:smt043:smt043

None of the above.

It's all in the eyes, smile and voice/accent.

I swoon at the Scottish accent. :smt049:smt049:smt049:smt049

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"It's not much to look at ladies, but it can fill a pram"

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Who's not coming? I'll be there, that's all that's important right?

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Skip isn't coming:(

And yes, of course the fact that you'll be there to wrestle in custard with Grinch is the important thing:D

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:o You TOLD!!! :smt075

BAD Bear... go sit in the corner. Away from the custard. I said AWAY. Oh good grief. Does anyone have a few billion wet-wipes? Anyone?

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Ahh sorry folks poll would only let me pick 10 and I wanted to amend after to "all of the above" but I didnt know how so you are stuck with poll, sorry.

Suppose you could class smile and eyes under the "looks" category!!!

In order of preference for me :-

Looks/personality = equal
Height (not into short arses)
Stocky/muscley - makes me feel slim LOL
Bald/shaved head
Ass
Whats in lunch box and what they do with it - long and thin and covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts don't do it for me - I don't like ruhbarb.

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cast my vote but cant choose more than one.... bummer :smt011...

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Do i just have to select one?? :( in that case its the A$$, also personality counts but obviously so do first impressions... A$$, Eyes, Muscles!! :D

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none of the above, I like or did like my blokes long hair before he lobbed it off. Long black hair has an appeal to me. Plus he looked younger, even though he was already grey...now he looks really grey.
I do like a little muscle, not overly pumped niether, natural, well toned...like my bloke..and his butt, and his....


In fact everything about my bloke....even his grumpiness

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The way the last 2 weeks have gone - any of the above :rolleyes:

or male and breathing :(

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Aww hun you havin a bad man week ..... well as long as you get one breathing you can improvise on the other stuff, a pulse is good.

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mmmm - maybe. Or maybe I'll just kill one, stuff him and take him home.

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MAke sure he got a nice ass then so he will give your eye some pleasure when ya home !

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Form an orderly queue at the AR ladies ;)

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I knew a guy who had a really big c0ck, bloody awful it was. Every day at half five in the morning it would start crowing....

Actually I did know a guy with a big willy too, put me off boys for life! :smt107

Now ask me what I like about girls......... :oops:

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There is a poll for "girls bits" check it out, I've voted but it's a secret :D

Massive c0cks are not good, I think others will agree, not only do they wake you up in the morning :rolleyes: they hurt ......... ya ears that is when they are crowing

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Size is important..., i mean I don't like being taller than the guy!!

Someone who can make me laugh and feel safe, nice eys and great in bed! A bit of money helps too!!!

hehe

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You lot are seriously perverted.

At least we kept a modicum of sensibility! Whereas you lot just keep talking about farmyard fowl... :confused:

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So you're going to obey the 'torso rule'?

If it's got a torso, **** it!

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I will accept anything with a pulse today ... my b-day after all ;) and I have been told I am too picky :(

Anyone want my address, think this is the 1st year in god knows when I not had a b-day sh@g :(

But if you are over 6ft, with a nice a$$, no hair, muscles carrying flowers you are welcome to stop over, if you have no personality then don't expect breakfast LOL ;)

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Good lord you are brave! You will have to have some sort of system as you will be inundated now! maybe one of those ticket dispenser things you get at the deli counter at supermarkets!!!!

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See you at seven then.

Joke

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:smt046 OK if that's the case first one to bring me this ticket gets the birthday girl LOL :thumbsup: oh hurry up as I am out a 18.45 for a meal and then there will be 2 gals LOL. Mate is more picky than me LOL ;)

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Hmm, I'm tempted to make a meat-counter gag....but I won't

:)


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im going to have to adopt your policy if Phil keeps working away all the time!!! lol

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Best make a dud user name then so he doesn't suspect ;)

How about Mrs_Sausage_Hunter or Sausage_Hider ;)

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very deceptive!!! I don't think he will catch on to that one!!
How about miss Sausage sandwich??!!

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Wish I hadnt read this thread now, gonna have bad dreams tonight hehehehe