ironing and top gear
 

I know Viney will KILL me for posting this but I post it in jest and in a light hearted way !!!......:flower:

I am ironing and he is watching top gear !!!! is that not a great thing ?!?!?!?!?! are you males out there impressed ?!?!? And I have had a brazillian wax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being that I am always going to be that little bit fat and I talk in my sleep and I always say the wrong things and it is highly likely that someone will remove this post as they always do when I post anything, and given that I am basically irretrievably stupid and my t*ts are more burnt from being on the sunbed than a chargrilled banana............ I still think I can't be that bad a catch to be looking after my man in the way that only I can do!!! on a Sunday night !!! - I NEVER say anything good about myself - and I won't start now - but I think you could have worse girlfriends ?!?!?!? ........

I await deletion of this thread......... as usual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::ro lleyes:

viney i love u !!!!

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Ah but have you made him a smoothie with your V8 blender....

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what about a v8 iron, get though the ironing in no time

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Well, I was ironing whilst watching Antiques Roadshow. I would also like to add that I do NOT have a Brazilian. My wife is from Plymouth. (She does not have a Brazilian either - she has me!)

This thread is useless withour pictures etc etc...;)

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I hope it isnt deleted.....well funny :-)

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I could have an RS6 blender and regardless nothing, short of the world turning blue upside down, would get fruit past the viney mouth!!!

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i want a V8 microwave!

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:D

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whenever i post they usually are.............. and I'll be the 'chat' of the mods section !!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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I think a V8 washing machine would be top of my list...

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yeah!!! chaving cars!!! roll out the nova's

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your wife needs to get one ..................... yes the pain is right up there with child birth ( i guess) but a brazzilan is a MUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no nova's :(

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its best that way

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lol why? you sound rite fun!

Cracks me up that even a site like this has politics! :D

anymore v8 inventions anybody?

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that renault is pooo.

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i reckon some go faster stripes and a bean tin exhaust will definitely make it beet he evo, did they not consult the chav's handbook, they haven't even been to halfords yet!!

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I am thinking the hamster is lookin a bit of alright tonight :-)

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big bore innit!

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Even with the gay jacket he was wearing earlier?!:p

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don't be silly other than a K&N chavs don't touch the engine so how can that make it go faster!!!
















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he always does ..... hmmmmm ubba ubba rich.. !!!:D:D:D !!! yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmyy !!!!!!

WTF is a v8 ?????????????? apart from the obvious like a VR6 golf 2.8 engine (yes I had to ask viney this too although I did drive one once in 1998 !!) - i do give good head even if i am rubbish at EVERYTHING else !!!!

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I am always fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!! kinda !!

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I want a V8 Brazilian wax....whatever one of those is.

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tomorrow i'm making a wooden hugger for the gixer :)

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v8...er vtwin x 4:p

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Always nice to know.

;)

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meh wasn't that good a episode

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I wants one to. Can you do one for my K5 whilst your at it ?

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im fitting one of those spoilers to the sv should add some much needed downforce thus making my lap times/commute faster.

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do you want mesh infill's?

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Give great head, got a brazilian & you iron aswell, he's got it made:smt041

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Oh yes :cool:

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Quote of the episode "Is that going to be loud?" (Ref V8 smoothie). LMAO :smt003

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sounded like my sv1000 with no exhausts on :)

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BBC, I realise you posted in jest, but still feel compelled to say the below. Before I continue, I should also point out that no, I'm not drunk. I'm just about to head out for a night shift at work.

You're a lively bubbly person, who does the ironing whilst Viney is watching Top Gear. I've met you once (AR07 it was), and I can categorically say that you're not fat (unless you've eaten a horse since AR07 or something).

Yet you think there's something wrong with you? Clearly there is, it's your head that's wrong! :lol:

I'd happily put up with what you call bad points, as Viney does. In fact, want to swap? :D

PS. Mods, please wait until BBC views this post, then delete it before either Viney or my 'better half' does. :D

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+ 1

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+1. still have the piccy of bbc etched inside my skull of her sat on her bike in a 2 piece cozzy. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, theres that tingle down my spine again.

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oh nooooo here we go again :)





stig looked abit of alright too :)

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Awww dead sweet....charmer clearly