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missyburd 30-11-08 09:33 PM

Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Anyone else do this?

Makes it twice as painful with a sore throat and crappy cough that feels like a little gremlin is dragging barbed wire up and down your throat :(

Shellywoozle 30-11-08 09:34 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I do, stooopid aint it. And why do you always close your eyes when you do, makes it hard to drive and sneeze LOL

missyburd 30-11-08 09:36 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Just winds me up! I rarely sneeze the once, if I do I often wait a few seconds for the second one to come along which is even more silly :mrgreen:

sv_rory 30-11-08 09:37 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
i always sneeze twice, however my little sister for some bizarre reason always sneezes four or five times in a row!!

dizzyblonde 30-11-08 09:40 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I sneeze every time I eat mints or chewing gum, and its always more than two..more like four or five!

missyburd 30-11-08 09:42 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Chewing gum? That's just weird :p

Oh and has anyone heard the saying that one sneeze is a third of an orgasm? Some people say seven though I think... can anyone confirm any truth in that LOL

dizzyblonde 30-11-08 09:44 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1703026)
Chewing gum? That's just weird :p

well I am a bit odd! but yeah, I do, usually the extra stuff, or them damn airwaves ones...stay away from that one, it starts off about 8 in a row!

Shellywoozle 30-11-08 09:48 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Ohhh that not good DB :(

Ahhh my doggie just sneezed, twice LOL it's catching :)

Speedy Claire 30-11-08 09:54 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I always sneeze when I clean my right ear with a cotton bud! never happens with my left ear tho :confused:

missyburd 30-11-08 09:59 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1703040)
I always sneeze when I clean my right ear with a cotton bud! never happens with my left ear tho :confused:

really? That's really odd.

wow, strange things coming out of this thread and we're only on the first page hehe.

hob 30-11-08 10:12 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Sneeze 4 or 5 times (multi sneeze) :(

Luckily not sneezed with helmet on :D

Girth 30-11-08 10:16 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Its the law!

DarrenSV650S 30-11-08 10:22 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
A good sneeze is satisfying if you've been needing one for a while. Nothing worse than feeling like you need to sneeze but not being able to.

Richie 30-11-08 11:11 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I did hear... if you sneeze more than 4 times in a row than then it equivelates to an orgasum...

urban myth ? I don't know...

you women, you decide....

all we know is ...bring out the pepper....!

simesb 01-12-08 12:31 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Some people sneeze if they move from shade to bright sunlight. Just another oddity.....

If you think you're going to sneeze, try tickling the roof of your mouth with the tip of your tongue - does actually work.

missyburd 01-12-08 01:26 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I've started sneezing just the once now, that means my cold is settling in now :(

captainsmelly 01-12-08 01:31 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
dont try snorting a line of pepper attempting to sneeze many many more times then twice. it ****ing hurts

missyburd 01-12-08 01:32 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by captainsmelly (Post 1703411)
dont try snorting a line of pepper attempting to sneeze many many more times then twice. it ****ing hurts

so we can rule pepper out as an aphrodisiac then :-D

pencil shavings 01-12-08 01:33 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1703026)
Chewing gum? That's just weird :p

Oh and has anyone heard the saying that one sneeze is a third of an orgasm? Some people say seven though I think... can anyone confirm any truth in that LOL

anyone who says that obviously isnt getting any good loving!! :p

Quiff Wichard 01-12-08 01:38 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
multiple sneezes compensate for chris not giving you multiple orgasms.. thats life-

awwww :eek::eek::eek:

missyburd 01-12-08 01:57 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard (Post 1703420)
multiple sneezes compensate for chris not giving you multiple orgasms.. thats life-

awwww :eek::eek::eek:

eh? At what point was I insinuating that LOL

yorkie_chris 01-12-08 10:33 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Is quiff compensating for bluesv and neio not trolling at the moment?

600+ 01-12-08 11:26 AM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1703040)
I always sneeze when I clean my right ear with a cotton bud! never happens with my left ear tho :confused:

could it be that you are stopping the draft by blocking your ear and air finds another exit?

thank god that exist is by sneezing



I only sneeze once....sorry can't help miss YC

startrek.steve 01-12-08 12:04 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Because women always repeat themselves? (only twice?)

Steve

Grinch 01-12-08 12:20 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Anyone who's ever been near me when I sneeze will tell you that I tend to sneeze between 2 and 5 times. And normally its bloody loud too.

pencil shavings 01-12-08 12:30 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I sneeze in 2s usually!

missyburd 04-12-08 02:25 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
I just blew my nose and must have put too much effort into it, there was a right piercing high pitched note in my right ear :shock: It was HORRIBLE! I've had them pop before as a result of blowing too hard (lol ;-)) but this was really piercing, scared me and actually made me jump!

Will I live?! ;-D

Bear 04-12-08 02:34 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
If you blow hard enough I might pop...

i always sneeze in twos as well. I thought each one was 1/8th of an orgasm, but as I've never sneezed 8 times at once I couldn't tell you.

dizzyblonde 04-12-08 02:38 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear (Post 1708286)
If you blow hard enough I might pop...

.

#-o

Bear 04-12-08 02:48 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1708292)
#-o

C'mon, how was I supposed to resist?

kitkat 04-12-08 05:55 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
when I sneeze its usually a min of 4 times, if I have a cold it can be up to 7 times. I sound like a cat and have to stop walking and cross my legs not always possible and therefore sometimes super unpleasant

missyburd 04-12-08 08:42 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear (Post 1708286)

i always sneeze in twos as well. I thought each one was 1/8th of an orgasm, but as I've never sneezed 8 times at once I couldn't tell you.

Do you not have pepper in your house? :p
Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1708292)
#-o

there was a reason I had a "(lol ;-) )" in my post :-D

Bibio 04-12-08 08:51 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
has anyone sneezed and f@rted at the same time?

i have and the fart comes out of your @rse at a million miles an hour.. its bloody sore..

and you know what they say about sneezing.. one's a wish and two's a kiss.. so all you peeps having 2 sneezes all the time must be kissing a lot ...

missyburd 04-12-08 08:54 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 1708831)

and you know what they say about sneezing.. one's a wish and two's a kiss.. so all you peeps having 2 sneezes all the time must be kissing a lot ...

lol that's never a bad thing, kissing's very good for removing plaque apparently :-D

Gene genie 04-12-08 09:00 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1708838)
lol that's never a bad thing, kissing's very good for removing plaque apparently :-D

and they say romance is dead.:smt008

missyburd 04-12-08 09:05 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gene genie (Post 1708842)
and they say romance is dead.:smt008

Dead with rigamortis setting in and gathering cobwebs :rolleyes: :-D

Gene genie 04-12-08 09:08 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
i hear words when people sneeze. a common one is PIZZAA.

missyburd 04-12-08 09:09 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gene genie (Post 1708859)
i hear words when people sneeze. a common one is PIZZAA.

Are you usually in Domino's at the time? :-D

Gene genie 04-12-08 09:10 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1708849)
Dead with rigamortis setting in and gathering cobwebs :rolleyes: :-D

:reaper::-D

Gene genie 04-12-08 09:13 PM

Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1708863)
Are you usually in Domino's at the time? :-D

oooh no. would you chomp on one that someones just PIZZZAD on.


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