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anyone else do it, alot?

went out last night and stopped in tesco's for some cash and supplies when walking through the door my phone starts ringing, answer it...

friend: where are you? we are waiting, me: ocean village, where?, ocean village, where?, *slightly louder* ocean village, where? *increased volume* ocean village, where?, *top of my lunges* "OCEAN VILLAGE!!!! OPEN YOUR GOD DAM EARS!!"

then thought, oh nuts im in middle of tesco's :oops:, walk out of the isle and everyone in the que is steering at me :oops:, i put my my hand to say sorry, payed for my goods and left

anyone else do it?

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Look like your on yer own there me old mate!
When I'm at work I try to though.

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ocean village??

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Where?

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:confused:.....







LMAO :D

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I think its a supermarket for pikeys - a bit like nettos or asda. ;)

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Wideboy, your a fruitcake!!

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I did a similar thing last yr.I had been working on one site for 3 weeks and was really glad to see the back of it come Friday.It was in the middle of Bristol and the traffic was a pig.
Anyho ,6.30 on monday morning Im away up the m5 and turn up at work for 7.30.Knock on the door ,for the customer to open it with a suprised look."Hi Rick ,thought you'd finished here on Friday?"
I'd got so used to going there ,Id driven on atomatic bloody pilot.The really anoying thing was that the place I should have been was 30miles the other side of my house.

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ocean village, the rich toff part of the city centre, they must have thought i was there on the rob

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Occasionally wake up not knowing where I am- slowly surfacing from sleep completely disoriented. It's only when I open my eyes and am fully conscious that I realise where I am. It's a bit odd.

Not when I'm fully awake though. That'd just be daft!

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I`ve forgotten where I have parked my bike sometimes and walk away from it and get halfway across town and realise that it is back the other way . I even reported my TZR as stolen once , it turned up in the shop where I had left it for a Chain and Sprocket and I felt a right Kernob when the Policeman explained it was there and I went "Oh Yeaaaaaah"

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funniest thread ever !

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lmao im never that bad

or am i?

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Trust me , I got a right ticking off , It was a genuine mistake , I had a lot on that day with getting my mum a present and the bike being sorted , and I had a heavy night previously involving alcohol and much staggering home . It was the fact that the bike shop was opposite the police station and they saw it outside where Kevin used to put them after servicing as his workshop wasn`t that big . They drove past and spotted it and asked inside about it . They almost accused him of stealing bikes and breaking them . I never lived that down with him :)

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:laughat:

You nutter!

Ive only done something like that once. I was on the back of matts bike and we had just picked up some food for our dinner that evening (yipee for the topbox). We were halfway down the road & matt stopped at some traffic lights when I remembered that we forgot the burger buns..

Me: "Matt we forgot burger buns"
matt: "what?"
Me: "burger buns!" (slightly louder)
Matt: "whaaaaaaaat?" *shrugging shoulders"
Me: (at the top of my voice) BURGER BUNS!!

But..at that exact moment when I screamed burger buns, a really fat lady was walking towards us. She must have thought I was directing an insult at her, Ive never had anyone look at me so evily in my life! :smt019

Woops! :mrgreen:

Maria

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I once had a girl working for me that thought her car had been stolen from the company car park, she panicked, she cried and she phoned the police and her family.

We were talking through where she may have left it as she wasn't 100% sure she'd even come to work in it that day. After we'd retraced her steps for the past 2 days, she figured out where it was. It was in the city centre, in an unloading bay. It had been there for well over 24 hours and hadn't received 1 parking ticket!!

Also had another friend that whilst on a comedown, drove his car to the local shops to get some munchies. A few hours later, he went outside and couldn't find his car. After a little while he remembered that he had walked back from the shop. He'd left it outside the shop in a bus bay (on a Sunday) with the engine running!!

I know some right numpties!!

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im sometime forget where i left the car, but only for about a min or so, then iz rememberz :p

just not something to think about lol

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Long story short.

I used to work away from home a lot. I moved from Cheltenham to Lincolnshire. After working away for a week shortly after moving, I forgot I had moved. I drove (with caravan in tow) over a hundred miles in the wrong direction.

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I'm sorry, but I'm supprised no-one has mentionned this already.

For getting where I am now, I generally use the bike. :D :takeabow: (see thread title for typo).

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dam was hoping no one would notice that after i did it

............and i would have got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky baph :D

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They were all just too polite to say anything. :)

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Correct baph. As the thread is basically about how stupid Wideboy is, it didn't seem right to point out how stupid he really is!!!

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i was dropped on my head................... last week

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The person responsible should be locked up in prison for a very long time!






They clearly didn't drop you from high enough. :D

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we all spotted it.Just thought it was funny to let it carry on.
lol ...it has the opposite meaning

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but if i was locked up who would you laugh at then? :D

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you...We would come and point in the same way we do now

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well at least i would have visitors