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It's getting round to that time of year again, single, the last one night stand over 168 hours ago, evenings lengthening, temperatures starting to rise, holidays to burn, a young(ish) body to abuse, cash in the bank, a move in the next month, no ties, free, single....

So this valentine's day I was left with two options;

1) Get the twenty minute train to Amsterdam on Friday night, go to a coffee shop to not drink coffee, raid the automated take away stall for some kroket and bami to quench the hunger pangs, head off to some sort of comedy club to catch a few zeds in security before being thrown out by a bouncer from Surinam. Then head up town to disappear with a hazy head and a wh0re from who knows where, for some of the bendiest ballet you could ever ask for. Wake up with a half pilfered wallet, a head full of mong inwho knows what post code, not to mention 101 diseases, still hungry, still thirsty.

2) Wake up early before 7am, have a strapping 3 mugs of Yorkshire Tea, a bowl of Frosties and cycle to the hire van place. Get the van and ramp, head south of Utrecht to pick up a black Japanese beauty who will only do what I want, but at a price, mainly lots of 50 euro notes, but I have her for as long as I desire. Down the post office to hand over the title before letting the previous boss take her up the ramp for one last time. I strap her down, not quite bukake style, some cushions are provided and head off, gentle braking, but still a stop at a service station for some krocket and bami. Get home and just about to manhandle the middleweight out of the back of the van whilst chatting to neighbours about the pros and cons of getting in trouble with the politie. Get her wet and give her a rub down before pushing her in to the garage for some private time.

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Luckily (or not) I chose option 2:

Coming off the hire van (still dirty from my test ride the week before):

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A wash was the required, who knew where the previous owner had been:
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Some shots of the less dirty rear:

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And looking on to that Japanese front:

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And a Japanese from the rear:

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A tidy rear quarter shot:

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The money shot:

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The dirty heart of the beast before I gave it a clean:

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This is how far round the block it had been(kms, i.e less than 3 k miles):

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After a bit of wax, you always need protection:

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And some steam out of the rear:

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Finally I was banished to the Kitchen, luckily I still had a good view from the kitchen table:

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Now I'm looking forward to the coming spring ;)

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loverly bike mate ;) reminds me of mine lol :)

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Weyhey. Always nice to have a new toy

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Nice bike, glad you didn't do the first option.

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Not jealous at all Tim :smt003

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I think i just jizzed.

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Nomnomnom nice bike Tim!

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That is one seriously sexy looking motorbike matey ;)

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I like my Orientals all dirty and stuff ;)

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My favourite oriental was half japanese, half american from Hawaii, but I digress ;)

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I hate you











not really :)

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That is sex.....

I go for the uglier ones, great ride but I wouldn't necessarily want my mates to see me on it.

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Have you been seen in public on the Kwak yet Rob? :D

How's it treating you?

And on the night of the 14th are you back to full riding fitness, or is there a little lingering stiffness?

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Having just shown someone this thread:
Women will never understand us bikers.... :rolleyes:

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Will you marry me?




But I insist you give up the wh0res

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I'm afraid you're not my type Stu, and long distance relationships never work.

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sweet bike ( makes me wish i was single )

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I beg to differ :smt019 :-D

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Excellent choice Tim! Good to see you're using good rubber in this relationship too! :)

You'll be able to lean on her in good times and bad :D

C

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Tim, after the first date I took her back and touched her all over her body a number of times massaging oils into her so that she would realise my appreciation. Since then however, I havent been able to take her out and she has started to question our relationship. I have been in regular contact though and promised that we will go on a date soon. I am looking into getting her vocal lessons though as I would like her to sound sexier than she currently is. :D

As far as last night goes, well being a gentleman I cant really comment (And this is a U Rated site!!) :D

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Ive just noticed that someone has rimmed her. Will you be keeping that up or is it a habit which you are looking to get rid of?

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I`m gonna have to start thinking about more protection when I am riding mine , I`ve started to notice a bit of a white Furry discharge , is this normal ?

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Rob, I was referring to your wrist movement, so you can get full speed on the green meanie.

As for the rimming, it's something I haven't tried before, I'm going to see how I enjoy it before I come to a decision. It kind of breaks up the monotony of black, I just hope I don't get addicted.

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best colour and best engine......possibly the best bike ever :cool: I wish I could have afforded the insurance on one

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Some of the stiffness has gone but some remains. Ive been convalescing this week at Harrogate (Intense physio) and I'm going back today for another week. Will see how it goes but I'm being referred to a wrist specialist at Cooks so will have to see what he says.

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But they're BT-014s ;)

Great bike, I do miss mine! At least I have a worthy replacement. You'll enjoy it :D

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Going to get some BT-016 after a ride or two (the current rear only has a few hundred miles left) to take me through the early part of the season, then some BT002r's for summer track fun.

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I'm not a big rimming fan until I saw yours..... very pretty

Nice bike Tim, very nice, tail tidy makes it a lot smarter than mine

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lol, the lucky dip shop



nice bike, is the rim tape standard? it looks good

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I don't thik the rim tape is standard, but I agree that it looks alright, it may stay.

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Im gonna rim mine next month. Just need to find the right shade of Green.

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i would have increased the overdraft and done both........

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Thats seriously nice, black is gotta be the best colour

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:smt043

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Rob,

I can't remember, did you rim your last ride?

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No, I didnt think it looked that good with Silver wheels but with black it stands out. Just trying to source some decent Kwak Green coloured ones (without paying £26 from Kawasaki)

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Damn not seen this. I still havn't as I cant see the pictures here :(

Gixxer 750? Or you got a decent bike? :p

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Decent enough for the job in hand.