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Berlin 24-02-09 11:32 AM
Tongue twisters
 
Whats the hardest Tongue twister you know?

Starting off with

Imagine an imaginary menagery manager, managing an imagenary menagery.

or a son and mother talking about making pans.

"Are you copper bottoming 'em my Mum"? "No, I'm aluminiuming them Son"

Hands up who's false teeth shot out? :)

Any more difficult ones?

ogden 24-02-09 11:35 AM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes."

Christ, I'm not sure which is harder, saying it or typing it.

dizzyblonde 24-02-09 11:43 AM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
I can do that one, but I can't do yed rolly, rello lolly ;-)

ophic 24-02-09 12:27 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
i'm normally good but the one that always catches me is:

"She sells sea shells on the sea shore."

missyburd 24-02-09 12:51 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
that one about a woodchucker, I'm not even gonna begin to try and type it :rolleyes:

ogden 24-02-09 12:52 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Berlin 24-02-09 12:58 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
As its pancake day...

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

missyburd 24-02-09 01:01 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ogden (Post 1796073)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
that's the one :-D

carty 24-02-09 01:05 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1796088)
that's the one :-D
So what's the answer? :confused: :D

missyburd 24-02-09 02:57 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cartwrim (Post 1796092)
So what's the answer? :confused: :D
Chucking loads ;)

dizzyblonde 24-02-09 03:34 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
ooo I just remember this one from a book I used to read as a kid, always made me chuckle, goes something like..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy
If Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair
He wouldn't be fuzzy would he

missyburd 24-02-09 03:42 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

ogden 24-02-09 03:45 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1796279)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
About 16 pints' worth.

Next!

gettin2dizzy 24-02-09 05:46 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Just say 'toy boat' three times quickly!

punyXpress 24-02-09 08:20 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
The Leith Police dismisseth us
Allegedly used by the polis in that area pre-breathalisers

seedy100 24-02-09 08:50 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
[quote=ogden;1795962]"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes."

and the next line:-

"I'm not a phesaant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers mate and I'm only plucking pheasants cause the pheasant pluckers late."

For me much harder for me to say than type, and I cant type!

Jester666 24-02-09 09:00 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1796279)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Alternative last line is

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Berlin 24-02-09 09:58 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1796268)
ooo I just remember this one from a book I used to read as a kid, always made me chuckle, goes something like..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy
If Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair
He wouldn't be fuzzy would he
I thought it went
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he coz he had no hair?

:)

Another one...

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

xXBADGERXx 24-02-09 10:53 PM
Re: Tongue twisters
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Berlin (Post 1796083)
As its pancake day...

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.




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