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well , let`s go back to last night and the Badgeress and I have spent a nice evening together with her drinking Wine and laughing at me swearing at her new wardrobe as I try to assemble it . I have overtime to do in the morning so we decide to turn in around 1 in the morning and get some shut eye . We sleep for a bit and for some reason I sense a disturbance in the force and check my phone to see what time it is and it is 3am ....... I stare at the phone and I can hear a voice coming from it ?????? it hasn`t even rung and I can hear a small tinny voice with a Northern accent yelling "Badger ...... Badger ....... BADGER" .

The Badgeress turns to me and asks "Who is it?" .... I glare at the phone and squint a bit and make out a name and a number ...... Paul the 6th . He`s ripped to the eyeballs and sounds like he`s having a good stagger home . He proceeds to tell me the proceedings of his alcohol fuelled evening and I am drifting in and out of sleep , he then tells me he thinks the Badgeress is hot and she is asking me what he is saying so instead of relaying the messages I drop the phone on her side of the bed and she grabs it and proceeds to have a fully blown conversation with the 6th ....... little does he know she works nights so isn`t that sleepy and yours truly , rolls over and makes this noise "mnup mnup mnup" and promptly falls asleep again .

Apparently they yakk for about 30 minutes and swap stories about me , I have no idea what he told her but she is looking at me in a different light now ................. any ideas Paul ?





PS . You call me at 3 in the morning again and you are in for a whole world of hurt buddy , I`ve been known to dislocate shoulders at these bike meets ;)

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LOL! he told me about this the morning after.....:smt042 Me and little miss ploppy where supposed to be going camping this weekend in Scarborough but the weather really poo pood that idea and so we ended up checking into a hotel in york. Anywho i told the missus that i had a friend in york so would give him a call and see if he wanted a 'quiet' drink........ well a quiet drink turned into a bit of a pish up and a 3am walk home and well you know the rest lol

it was a good night, full of mishcheif and lots of giggling:drink:





..........not so good for badger though :-?

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You're fooling nobody mate...

We all know badgers are nocturnal...

;)

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He seems to be keeping a very low profile today

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hehe I get plagued with these calls...glad someone else gets the same treatment :razz:

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The balance has been restored: just been on the phone to badger & badgeress for half an hour apologising for keeping it clean. Did I ring anyone else?

Other things that happened on Friday; Had 3 hugs from the door staff and bar manager at revs, danced (I was grinding baby!) with a guy to freak him out after he said something inappropriate to miss plopper, he soon left... then found a garden gnome on a park bench which I carried for about half a mile and then left him in a phonebox..

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yeah. me. twice.

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Oh, well to prevent this kind of thing from happening again, can I have your number please?:razz:

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Me but you just shouted wheyyy and then hung up

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have I even got any of your numbers?! lol

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i had the best answerphone message from paul while he was walking home - badger the trick is not to answer!!

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what did I say?! Oh and btw grace - waffles!

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I think its time for paul to write down Badgers number in his diary, then delete from phone, so it doesn't happen again.

Naughty Paul :-)

Good job you don't ring me at that time.....Dizzy not nice when woke up!

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Then you get the "spoil sport" text messages. :lol:

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Well that`s the thing , I SWEAR blind that the phone didn`t ring , I must have pressed a button just as Paul rang me because as I was squinting at the time on the phone I could hear the tinny Northern voice , wailing for attention .

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......maybe its what he said that got your attention

'your my wife nowwwwww':smt119

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me and badger are soul mates hence why he answered exactly at the moment when I rang him...

:) "Badger! Why have you rang me! It's 3 in the morning you mad man!"

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My reply ......."Hmmmm , muzzle , brzzzzztt things , sleeeeeeeeeepy"

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My worst habit is playing BJ bingo with the non-family females in my phone contacts list when I'm drunk. It's surprising who says yes

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Ever had a full house? :razz:

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Best I got was 9 out of 15

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i usually pull stunts like this.... I was on a stag doo at the weekend and called the mrs up told her to get a cab to manchester because i was "in the mood" shall we say....at 3am..

She was kind enough to answer..... Then blunt enough to tell me to **c* off its 3am in the **c*in morning you p***. Have a **n* and i will see you tomorrow!!


So i went back to the apartment and crashed out fully dressed. LOL.


Drunked phone calls are the best!!!!!

Dave

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Paul, you rang me mate, I'll keep it between us what you said mate...:kiss:

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there's so many people who've come forward and said that I've rang them but I can only remember speaking to miss badger (who has a lovely voice by the way). The scary thing is that I do actually have your number plowsie lol... you can expect a call from me this weekend then :)

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Only a true friend will ring you up at that time of the morning

: )

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He did ring up to apologise the next day , I still have no idea what he was apologising about as I went back to sleep , he said "Apologise to your Mrs" so I passed the phone over to her .............. he then proceeds to gabble away to her and I am assembling the rest of her new wardrobe and overhear the following ...

The Badgeress : "No .... I just have a car licence , .......... well I`m a bit lethal in a car as it is and he would go mad if I got a bike licence , .......... no he`s a safe rider , I am not"

It suddenly dawns on me what Paul is saying to her and I yell "PAUL THIS CONVERSATION STOPS NOW" ........ I`ve been in a car with her and it`s frightening .
I get the phone passed back to me and in a voice that even the Mrs cannot mistake I tell him the following "Paul ....... if you convince my Mrs to get a Bike licence I will break your Penis with my FOOT , do you understand ?"

I dunno , he calls up to apologise and makes my life even more worrysome :)

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but I did point out that I'd have to have an erection for you to break my penis otherwise you'd prolly just squash it alot :razz:

she's on about getting a thunderace last time I spoke to her :)

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I wondered why you didn't sound a bit shocked when I said it out loud, I said something like "in order for you to break it, I'd have to be aroused otherwise it'd be like trying to snap a curly wurly = it won't, it'll just bend alot"

think we're skirting around the u-rating here tbh mate lol.. expect a phone call later as I'm working in manchester and haven't eaten all day ;) is lucy with you tonight? :D:razz::D

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No it`s the bit about the ThunderAce I was yelling about ................... as if she would want one of them , she has taste you know ;)

And I am out tonight , phone will be off , in fact I think I am in erm .... some other country tonight , and the Badgeress will be with me ..... yeah the phones are at the bottom of a lake or something .

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haha this has got to be the funniest thread of pauls devising in a while :mrgreen: i gave my phone to paul for him to charge for me that night, the good news there is that it was as flat as a fart, other wise who knows what sort of numbers i would have found on my bill lol


........what the hell, why have i rang badger 23 times in one night!? what a minute i dont have his number...........paauuUULLLL! hehe

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Badger, I feel for you mate, some sad juvenile named Paul the 6th on my phone called me in the early hours of this morning that some of us were trying to sleep, and was left a very sh1tty voicemail *






* Parts of the above are lies

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I feel left out. :(


:p

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lol what time was it plowsie?! I had a baaad nights sleep last night :(

you missed out there mate, I was gonna invite you to las vegas with me for 2 weeks as a mate has had to drop out at the last minute. His ticket and hotel were going for free but you didn't answer :razz:

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Still open to the offer :D lol.

It was to be fair like 9.30, but I was up and about but me phone was in the car :lol: didn't see it till this morning.

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shame plowsie the offer has now gone to someone else :razz: bet you saw it ringing and thought "I'm not bloody answering that" lol

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I probably would have yeah :lol:

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Oh I see , Plowsie gets Las Vegas at 21:30 , I get inane drivel at 3:30 .