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Von Teese 03-08-09 06:12 AM
AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Well it's about time someone started this thread.

I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones.

Mine were:

'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly

'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout

'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT

'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT

'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th

'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch

...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day!

Alpinestarhero 03-08-09 07:45 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants

"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants

"Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants

fizzwheel 03-08-09 07:48 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

Alpinestarhero 03-08-09 07:52 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by fizzwheel (Post 1991456)
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:
"if you **** up, i'm going to **** you" is what I heard, or words to that effect :lol:

ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

thanks buddy :smt042

Iansv II 03-08-09 08:04 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by fizzwheel (Post 1991456)
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:
Yes, I'm so glad I made it just in time for that one... always made an extra effort to move aside for bear all day :D

dizzyblonde 03-08-09 08:13 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
''Has anyone met my wife?'' Paul6th when I walked out in my fancy dress.

Thanks Paul :smt055

ManxMatt34 03-08-09 09:43 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Girth - Bang! And the chair is gone! (As the inflatable chair vanishes into the dark from LeedsMatt kicking it.

Kate Moss 03-08-09 10:36 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!

Kate Moss 03-08-09 10:38 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
phil to Mrs T and I - " will you two shut up!"
Mrs T " No, im teaching your missis how to blow"



(across the top of a bootle to make a flute type noise!)

Von Teese 03-08-09 10:53 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests

davepreston 03-08-09 10:55 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
own up to these if ur names not beside them
me going through bar on crutchs "thats very rude you could have the decency to go the long way round"
SPIDY "you not dave preston your 20 years to young"
bloke by fire after falling on my bad leg "shiit sorry mate" hovis "its ok mate i just did it when im dead he'll find you"
GRUNTY GIGGLES " so you will be dave preston" me "lol what gave it away the crutches" gg " no the table full of beer and only you drinking it "
more to come :)

Dicky Ticker 03-08-09 12:34 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Bears request to line six big boobs up and see if they worked like NEWTONS CRADLE

Grinch 03-08-09 04:53 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 1991432)
'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch
I have no memory of this... damn.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 1991613)
'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests
Well there is a surprise.

Von Teese 03-08-09 05:05 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grinch (Post 1992018)
I have no memory of this... damn.
It was when I was offering to make him tea and breakfast!

You replied 'Ive been here since 7am' then something naughty I think..cant remember the exact wording hence I was unable to quote it in my original post.

gruntygiggles 03-08-09 05:10 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kate Moss (Post 1991600)
Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!

I still don't know what you were all laughing at O:)

gruntygiggles 03-08-09 05:12 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.

To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston.

Viper, "Nice Crutch"

DP, " Uh, Thanks"

It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm!

Iansv II 03-08-09 06:02 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Another part of Bears briefing I forgot....

"Remember the Bear likes a struggle, if you go limp so does the Bear"

or something close to that

Kate Moss 03-08-09 06:54 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!

Von Teese 03-08-09 07:37 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kate Moss (Post 1992145)
Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!
lol....we did wonder why you were back so late ;)

Wideboy 03-08-09 08:03 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpinestarhero (Post 1991453)
"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants

"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants

"Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants
i tell you what the being crippled and the spine excuse was brilliant, being beer'd, popular and groped

but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!! :lol:


but it dont half forkin hurt now

davepreston 03-08-09 08:44 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1992036)
I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.

To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston.

Viper, "Nice Crutch"

DP, " Uh, Thanks"

It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm!
yes one of the few times someone has stumped me for a reponce poor lad bearly spoke to me afterward

dizzyblonde 03-08-09 09:02 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
at seeing Davenumbers trying out Paulsghey1000 and me riding Suzy up the field on Saturday morning

'hey Dizz, fancy a joust'!!

holding a pair of crutches in the air :-)

davepreston 03-08-09 09:14 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
i thought that was a great idea :)

dizzyblonde 03-08-09 09:21 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
lolz, it would have ended in tears! but would have been a great photo

chris8886 03-08-09 09:31 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpinestarhero (Post 1991467)
ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

thanks buddy :smt042
no worries mate. i remember seeing you both, but have no recolection of saying anything! :rolleyes: but i stand by what i apparently said and must add that i love maria too, i'm a little ashamed i didn't say it at the time :smt075

as for quotes, i can't remember any specifically, but a few of the stories that dave preston came out with were quality ie. the one about practical jokes.

MrsT 03-08-09 10:32 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"

RichT 03-08-09 10:37 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck" (after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)


MrsT to me after Saturday's rideout "is that the furthest you've taken me over?" :D

Phil 24_7 to me "we need more wood"
Me to Phil 24_7 "speak for yourself"

Sorry Kate - :D

I don't think he heard me tbh.

Spiderman 03-08-09 10:41 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrsT (Post 1992421)
Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"
:lol: i'd forgotten that one.

MrsT 03-08-09 10:50 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Hovis to numerous people - "shut up you sl*g"

Graciepants 03-08-09 11:40 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 1992220)
but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!! :lol:


but it dont half forkin hurt now
i did - it was cr@p


Wideboy (looks over to Hovis standing next to him and spots beer in hand) - "Hovis - are you drinking my beer?!"
Hovis "err" thinks for a second and then shrugs "yeah!" and wanders off

Von Teese 04-08-09 08:17 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Can't remember who said this one to me but...
re: Mr VT being younger than me....

'A girl should always hang on to her youth.....but not while he's driving'

Own up, it might have been Grinch, Supervox, Soulkiss or Rictus

Supervox 04-08-09 08:32 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 1992531)
Can't remember who said this one to me but...
re: Mr VT being younger than me....

'A girl should always hang on to her youth.....but not while he's driving'

Own up, it might have been Grinch, Supervox, Soulkiss or Rictus
'Twas me :cool:

Von Teese 04-08-09 09:10 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
LOL! I should have known!!!

You will also be the one who said 'you're only as young as the man you feel' then!

Wideboy 04-08-09 09:14 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graciepants (Post 1992457)
i did - it was cr@p


Wideboy (looks over to Hovis standing next to him and spots beer in hand) - "Hovis - are you drinking my beer?!"
Hovis "err" thinks for a second and then shrugs "yeah!" and wanders off

i regret informing people of where my stash had been hidden :(

Alpinestarhero 04-08-09 09:22 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
oooh more wideboy ones

"what have you done to my beer? my tounge is burning"

:thumright:

Miss Alpinestarhero 04-08-09 09:22 AM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chris8886 (Post 1992327)
no worries mate. i remember seeing you both, but have no recolection of saying anything! :rolleyes: but i stand by what i apparently said and must add that i love maria too, i'm a little ashamed i didn't say it at the time :smt075
Dont worry, I love you too Chris :kiss:

I cant remember any specific quotes either but was rather amused at Wideboys confusion over his beer and demanded that Girth, Matt and whoever else (sorry Ive forgotten your names) try it and "check" it was ok :lol:

joshmac 04-08-09 05:27 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RichT (Post 1992427)
MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck" (after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)
:lol: It was so easy to twist her words

Bear 04-08-09 07:49 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Braaaapbrumbaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppo pbwambraaaaarp
fshhhhhhhhbwaaaaaaap

It was something like that anyway. 2 times: When I was marking the junction at the Eagle and all the bikes got stuck by the lights so they went 20 at a time (Gorgeous)...

Following Scoobs and our bikes harmonising: sounded friggin' brilliant

Spiderman 04-08-09 09:44 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Just remembered another one. Manxmatt to everyone who was in the tent shortly after he realised who i am....
"Dont talk to him, he's a mod!"
"Did you know he's a mod?"
"I can't believe he's a mod, dont to talk him"

:lol:

ManxMatt34 04-08-09 09:50 PM
Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman (Post 1993468)
Just remembered another one. Manxmatt to everyone who was in the tent shortly after he realised who i am....
"Dont talk to him, he's a mod!"
"Did you know he's a mod?"
"I can't believe he's a mod, dont to talk him"

:lol:
Ahhahaha forgot about that, that was first evening in the Marque right :D? I love you really spidey and would be a honour to spend abit more time to get to know you when your less harrassed, prehaps at another meet that isn't AR. Look forward to meeting you in the future anyway.... you dirty dirty mod.... now to wash my hands.


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