Knobblies
 

Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.

Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.

Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.

What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.

*This is a lie.

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Part of the problem for us guys is that we compare our own to the outlandish ones we see in porn and hence feel inferior to them, not to the average man.

I dont go about asking the average man to compare schlongs you see. Just in case anyone thought i did.

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Now I've seen it all......

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But i didnt even get it all out yet!

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what is a lie, that it's been going through your mind ?

In this day and age women have equal rights, nearly as many as men. Waits for a bite
So women can think about the size of a mans wanger as much as men think about boobie doubies. (oYo) :smt101

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That's what she said...

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Well indeed.

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This thread made me smile out loud :confused: :thumleft: thank you

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;)

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Well my wife handles loads of them every day and she says she still looks forward to coming home......so there!

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I was gonna do this as was someone else I know after the Jubblies thread! Good on that girl for doing it!! Made me giggle!

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And I thought I was going to read something interesting about off-road tyres :rolleyes:

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Me too, thats why i looked :D

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1.37

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Inches or centimetres?

In either case you'll probably have to work on the charm and a fat wallet

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I call foul.

Mods, this is blatant plagiarism, arrest this woman.

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good god.. you turned over a new year leaf? .. same cazza ?




btw- nice change..

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I have a wicked one inch wonder

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Cough...

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We saw...

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I thought this was a thread about tyres.

It's not about the size, it's the way ya shake ya ass ;)

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Knoblies are tyres that you get on trails bikes!

Anyhoo, 8 inches should be enough for any man...or woman...or Sheep and i aint folding mine in half for no one :)

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mines 12 inches- but I dont use it as a rule..

its difficult in all sincerity .. unlike ladies "boobies" whih have become sexualised but have a primary function that is not sexual of course , the penis is not "out there" and on show..all the time.. so its easier for any bloke with a perceived undersize one do brag /boast etc but for a lady with smaller boobs it could worry them cos they are noticeable..

now, in the shower, at the gym, at the doctors etc etc it can be embarrasing and a worry if the flacid penis seems smaller than others when compared .. but.. as it is very rare that you are inthe same room as another guy with an erect penis it is impossible to compare when "fit for purpose".. .

a grower not a shower or a shower not a grower ???

end of the day .. if it does the job it does the job... I seen many ladies bits and they aint all the same for sure.. even is the size department. !

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compare the... dot com.

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Its not what you have got,its what you do with it that counts,after all what is better,12inchs or 6inchs twice:)

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Who care what I got, but it sure fills a pram

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Not much,but you wouldn't like it as a wart on the end of your nose.

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Surely, a tit for tat thread, so to speak, would be Jubblies vs Man Jubblies? In response to this thread, if we're being pedantic, it should be Knobblies vs Ladies Front Bottoms?

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no only a very very very select few other than my mother that have seen my half inch harry and i've never had any complaints

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haha, Kinvig, i'd love to see a thread about front bottoms stay within the U rating for more than 3 posts.

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ahhhh now I get it.. nowi see the relativity to the original post re boobies.. and the verbatim OP.. clever cazza v v clever..


shame though.. I thought u had gone all rude..:smt005

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You have two??? :shock:

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Well, I had to browse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

" it was determined that most patients who underwent penis-lengthening surgery were unsatisfied with the results"

"the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent"

"severe erectile dysfunction"


Good luck with that. Me, I'll stick to spam emails......

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visordown forum?

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Yes very much.

All I can say is that I've not had any complaints, and I would consider that before I have anyone come near with a knife in that area.

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he he well played Caz

Interesting subject tho lol, do guys actually think that massively huge willies do the job better?

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No.

It's all down to self confidence, experience and ability, and not entirely down to size. I'm told that size helps to an extent in that too small is no good to anyone, but over a certain size it becomes a hinderance. I suppose that certain size varies from woman to woman, in much the same way that everything does.

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inches ;) i have either looks like im screwed then =[

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Nice to see we're back talking about bikes again.

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ha ha makes me chuckle that when the tables are turned the guys are much less vocal :rolleyes: