Most embarrasing stuff done while drunk
 

Love it! Some guy in the states was caught trying to resuscitate an item of roadkill:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8591303.stm

But I know the org is a haven for reprobates, so what's the most embarrassing thing you've done while under the influence?

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haha made my morrning =]

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Ha ha excellent.

When I used to run a chippy I got very drunk at our Xmas do and mooned at all 3 of the company directors

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>>THIS<< from about 4 years ago :drink:

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I once got off the train after a night out, desperate for a poo.

Obviously, the facilities at the small, rural station were shut, so I crouched at the back of the car-park,, dis-robed and squatted down to, well, I don't need to spell it out do I?

It was just at that moment two cars pulled into the car-park to collect loved one's.
Both stopped side by side pointing directly at my bum-cheeks with me like a frightened rabbit in the headlights of life, wishing for a hole in the floor to fall into.

You meet people in the oddest places don't you?

Pete ;)

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i really dont think anyones going to beat that... :winner:

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Haha unlucky mate!

Mine is pulling a woman of older age on the Run of the Stuartyboy with the SV Ecosse guys...
They still won't let me forget that!

Or taking 'the tellytubby' back to the bunkhouse and spending the night in Gerboxs bed with said bird...
While the guys were taking the **** and taking photos.... :(

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I went to a beerkeller bar thingy a couple of years ago, if you dont know these its where you all sit facing the front on big long wooden tables and they make you bang the table and get up and down etc to the german music.
Anyway on a mezzanine floor above the room was a display of dummies wearing lederhousen etc, me and a mate decided we'd try and climb up and put said gear on for everyones amusement.
Fair to say, we got stopped by the doormen before we could get up there but instead we jumped off the tables in time to ' its raining men'.
My wife still gives me stick about it now.

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In a Far Eastern country I did wake up in my bed with a large bump on my head,a few other assorted injuries and about £200 light of what I should have had.Fortunately I had been too drunk to remember what actually happened.

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And another one,also in an Eastern country.Me and a mate were out on a drunken spree and we hired a pedal rickshaw,just like the ones you now see in Soho,but confined to third world countries then.We encouraged the driver to go faster and faster until we went down a hill and failed to negotiate the right hander at the bottom.We got on the grass and ended upside down in a substantial ditch.
Didnt take long to notice the ditch was actually the towns main sewer.We started out getting sh1tfaced and finished that way too.

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I have never done anything stupid when I'm drunk, in fact I'm never drunk.

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ok, ill keep this short as the longer version is even wrose..

got back to a mates house a little worse for wear. infact we all were. anyow i woke up in the very early hours of the morning desperate for a ****. took a walk into whati thourght was the toilet. Infact it turned out to be my mates bedroom where he and his missus were having a bit of hows ya farther! unfortunatly i was too ****ed to notice this and proceeded to walk to the urinal..... accross the lasses face with my DM's and got my cockout to take a wee on what turned out to be his computer... Fortunatly i was removed at this point.

I woke up later with a sofa on my head and still dont know what happened. Oh well.....

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Sitting in a launderette in Amblside in just my boxers watching my gear in the washing machine - you'd be amazed at how many people use a launderette at 9:00am on a Sunday morning.

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I am not telling....

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oooh do tell MBK, especially if it's anything like as good as some of the other entries so far! :lol:

OMG Bluepete??? :shock: :lol:

And Cuffy I'd sooo forgotten about that one!

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Hmm...can't remember anything embarassing..must be some damn good firewalls in that there brain as I'm sure there have been many..but I do remember a stupid one.

My trick back in the day was putting ciggies (not mine, never smoked) out on my forearms (you know..being young stupid and 'ard and all that).

Sadly I decided to do this with a friends ciggie that he handn't finished so naturally he jumped up and went "oi I'm not done with that yet" , leant over and took a long hard drag on it to finish it...whilst it was pressed against my forearm.

when I removed it there was perfectly circular layer of bubbling fat which has left a nice scar to this day a decade later =p.
Luckily I was too drunk to feel it :rolleyes:

And of course setting my own beard on fire with a flaming sambuka when my mate hit the punch line in a really good joke as I'm downing it, causing me to regurgitate a flaming pillar of sambuka onto my own face...

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After a night drinking very strong beer (and losing consciousness on the balcony of the pub while trying to 'pace myself' with an archers and lemonade!) retired to friend's sofa to sleep, another friend on other sofa. Woke up and all that beer decided to make an encore, all over the coffee table and carpet. Had just enough time between hurls to gurgle 'help me' to other friend who was so ****ed he just fell straight back asleep. Desperate drunken mopping up of beer with paper towels ensued, and I then headed for the nearest toilet (ground floor by their front hall) in case any more wanted to come back for another visit.

None did, but I still ended up sleeping in the front hall and getting stepped over by two people on their way to work.

Only embarassing for me, really, as I'm the only one who knows the full story!

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I wouldn't be surprised if it involves a emergency services vehicle... ;)

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Shhhh Sally!!!! Not just that...there are more,..

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The thing is......I haven't really done much thats embarrasing when drunk.....most of the really bad stuff has been whilst sober!!!!! :D

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All I remember was I was standing in a fire exit doorway wearing a pink t-shirt, a tommy cooper fez some aviator shades with two pints in my hand struggling to stand up when a security guard took my drinks off of me and pushed me out the fire exit.

To this day I have no idea why they chucked me out but I do remember one of my friends asking me why I punched someone??? Don't remember doing that.

My 2 friend's once got mad drunk on threshers discount port in those small bottles, we then went to go meet up with this girl I really fancied and all her friends we had never met. We sat down and my 2 friends stole everyones drinks then one vomitted all over the table we were sat on, there was some close proximity casualities too. They were not amused but I thought it was funny.

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My best mate's wife

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Share? :smt002

Then I will let that story lie for now :D