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xXBADGERXx 25-04-10 03:42 PM
You can get most things in Cans
 
.... but I`d never expected to see this on sale

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Image008-1.jpg

I was filling up in Abergele and spotted it for sale on the counter , I had to buy it ............. I wonder what it tastes Like ?

missyburd 25-04-10 03:44 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
What's it supposed to be, some sort of lemonade or beer?

xXBADGERXx 25-04-10 03:45 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Energy Drink

missyburd 25-04-10 03:50 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
riiiight.....wonder what possessed them to give it that name...or maybe its a marketing thing, all the lads will be buying one just so they can show it to their mates and use it as a prop for some cheesy chat up gags haha

speedplay 25-04-10 03:52 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx (Post 2251283)



Tuna.

thulfi 25-04-10 04:10 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedplay (Post 2251302)
Tuna.
speaking from past experiences eh?:fish:

davepreston 25-04-10 04:12 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
ask your barmais does she sell them, excuse me love do you sell pussy

speedplay 25-04-10 04:13 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by thulfi (Post 2251319)
speaking from past experiences eh?:fish:
You've seen the roadsigns:-

"Welcome to Northamptonshire, where the local pussy smells of fish"

Bluefish 25-04-10 06:24 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
pussy, you can only get it at certain times of the month ;)

Milky Bar Kid 25-04-10 06:26 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedplay (Post 2251323)
You've seen the roadsigns:-

"Welcome to Northamptonshire, where the local pussy smells of fish"
EW

Quote:
Originally Posted by bluefishman (Post 2251484)
pussy, you can only get it at certain times of the month ;)
and EEWWWWW

Thingus 25-04-10 06:28 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
I would've thought it'd taste like liquor :D ahahaha...

oh ok just me then.

Jabba 25-04-10 06:35 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Speaking of beer, wanna see my six-pack?

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...x-pack-abs.jpg

Jamesy D 25-04-10 07:35 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Well, they do say "It's like sex in a can"...

Bibio 25-04-10 07:52 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
if you stroke it does it purrrr.

carternd 25-04-10 08:01 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
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Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2251664)
if you stroke it does it purrrr.
Scratches me, guess I haven't the right touch...
:drink:

allantheboss 25-04-10 08:25 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
I've had it! It's just like Red Bull.

When my friend showed me her pussy, I was quite surprised, so I asked if I could taste it, she proceeded to usher me forwards and I gave it a go. It was quite satisfying, but it was quite expensive...

missyburd 25-04-10 08:31 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bluefishman (Post 2251484)
pussy, you can only get it at certain times of the month ;)
Pmsl! If a tad vulgar :-P

thedonal 25-04-10 08:34 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thingus (Post 2251492)
I would've thought it'd taste like liquor :D ahahaha...

oh ok just me then.
Aha. See what you did there!

Bluefish 25-04-10 08:45 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by allantheboss (Post 2251745)
I've had it! It's just like Red Bull.

When my friend showed me her pussy, I was quite surprised, so I asked if I could taste it, she proceeded to usher me forwards and I gave it a go. It was quite satisfying, but it was quite expensive...
There's always a price to pay, i mean they don't give it away do they. :rolleyes:

allantheboss 25-04-10 08:52 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Yeah. It's the pussy's job to be so good that the customers will keeping coming back for more.

allantheboss 25-04-10 08:53 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
(I'm not going to be subtle here, abruptness is a virtue with an opportunity such as)

xXBADGERXx 25-04-10 09:26 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
I knew you lot would go for it as soon as I posted that up :)

This one already came with a ring , had to stuck my finger in it and give it a good crack to open it

allantheboss 25-04-10 09:47 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Once, I got so angry that a pussy wouldn't open up for me that I threw it against a wall, and then angrily watched it leak all over the floor...

missyburd 25-04-10 09:53 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Just be careful not to vibrate the pussy too much or it'll froth all over.





Coat? Door? Anyone?

allantheboss 26-04-10 03:31 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Ill show myself out.

missyburd 26-04-10 09:08 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by allantheboss (Post 2252351)
Ill show myself out.
good plan, I'll join you I think ;-)

MCN_LiamM 27-04-10 03:11 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Troy Corser's Pussy no less


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/...8f986e6e2d.jpg

I can't remember if it's his company or his wife's. Summat like that.

Rai86 27-04-10 06:01 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by allantheboss (Post 2251871)
Once, I got so angry that a pussy wouldn't open up for me that I threw it against a wall, and then angrily watched it leak all over the floor...
er... we have a mental hospital for men like you called saint annes :p not healthy man :smt100

454697819 27-04-10 06:05 PM
Re: You can get most things in Cans
 
pmsl... brill


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