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Since crash test Dave of Preston purchased insurance, to the best of my knowledge he has not yet crashed.

Has he been riding? His good lady says he has been to Halifax, but he could just be saying that and instead ventured out as far as the pub for a bender.

Is he reformed. I thought his record was 20 minutes. Maybe he is going for a duration record instead of how quick he can crash this time.

Is this post tempting fate?

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Don't think fate needs tempted when it comes to Dave! I think fate will be tempted by the very fact he has gotten on his bike!

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haven't seen him around the forum..

could be in Halifax hospital..?

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PHEW! that means the roads are safer for all bikers again now that the motorists No.1 target has made his return to the blacktop.

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OMG!

DP doing long journies! He'll need a map or a long piece of string.

Does he buy insurance by the month just in case...

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I'm guessing he got life insurance as well as bike insurance this time?

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has he actually put any miles on his bike?

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Dave has a few miles on his bike,but usually on the side to save the tyres:D







Couldn't resist and will probably cost me a pint;)

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One day he will realise that plastics cost more than tryes though.

On the plus side, hes keeping the minitwinners going with all the low mileage engines hes sticking into the reclaimers yards....:rolleyes:

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He was at Elvington pub Saturday night - they had to resuscitate him when he bought me a soft drink! Didn't know you could do the Heimlich Manoeuvre THERE!
How he got there nobody knows, but Berlin carted him off ( with a few others ) in his passion wagon/race transporter.
Not heard of him since, but if Carl looks in the caravan at Croft this weekend he might get a fright! ;)

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names taken, fines soon to be issued
that is all

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Saving for next years cover Dave...?

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Hope he's not crashed - I'm having his front forks soon!

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i thought he had crashed already ? ! I thought that's why I haven't received my gear selector yet ! :smt112

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Dave takes pre orders on parts of his bike ;)

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I don't believe him!!! I have not seen this Dave of Preston anywhere near Hx......he lies!!!!

Although I do remember offering him an invitation for tomorrow.....dare I chance reminding him? He may just crash into all the bikes on my driveway, causing carnage:smt101

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No this years rebuild :)

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may i also point out ive been on a very nice speed four as well as my new (to me) sv650
thankyou rictus
you shower of barstewards

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Obviously Rictus was plyed with way too much woo woo, and you took advantage of a poor bloke with a leg brace!!

My Raptor is way too small and compact for a jolly green giant.........just before you get any ideas:smt016

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You may not believe me but he honestly:

1/ Got to Halifax
2/ Got from there to York
3/ Managed to ride across an airfield with some cones on it!

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Truth is always the best policy.

Pete ;)

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I like the way you've left it open on whether he managed to make it back again...

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Lol :)

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Well he hasn't rang me asking what parts fit what model so I guess he did, though one can never be sure

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You're right, I don't believe you.

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He did and I've got a fine to pay already

He also got lost aswel

*Runs as I got even more lost on the twisties and york ring road*

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so dave what clothing will you be testing this time?









runs and looks for somewhere to hide..

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belstaff jacket
craft lid
wolf gloves
aldi boots
rst textile trousers
sv650 with r&g bungs
hth
dave :)

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Its coming up 2, he MUST have binned it by now?

http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/z...0fight/11l.gif

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the orgs unwavering faith in me warms my heart, i thankyou for your continued support *** :)













to my beer fund at the AR, more fines issued

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Dave!




Your still alive!! :)

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Go on then Dave, tell us which bit has a plaster cast on this time?

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Saw Dave yesterday, no injuries, no new marks on the bike, even managed to stand back for a minute and watch him do a bit of graft :)

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Graft, now we know you're telling porkies ;)

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I was ably assisted in the garage build :)

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Ahahahaha that's a good one! Nearly had me going for a minute there until the graft bit!

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Lol, i can understand the disbelief. I can only assume there is a twin brother that can ride and graft a bit and has even fooled Gem lol

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HEhehehehehe I like this smiley, it should be in our list. Much better than
#runs away# :D

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I thought so :D they didnt have 1 of a little guy being chased by the jolly green giant so went with this

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Was it a skin graft?:smt101