Novelty horn?
 

I want one that goes "DOO DAH doo doo duh duh dah dah doo doo dah DOO!"
Like Dukes of Hazard.

How do I go about doing it?

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draw scalpel across forehead, peel back skin, break hard surface underneath, scoop out a couple of handfuls of the soft stuff below, superglue skin flap back in place.......

Or 2LB club hammer to the left temple until desire goes away.

Cheers Mark.

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Awww maaaan... That was SO funny!

Re: Novelty horn
 

Airhorns for the authentic wheezy sound. I had those on my Mini in the late eighties. It was funny for about 10 minutes but YMMV.

Dead easy to fit. You just need to find somewhere to mount five airhorns (one for each note) and the compressor - that would be the tricky part.

Alternatively, this would be easier to hide - linky

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A lot of effort for a MoT failure.

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And instant pull if a bad tempered officer of the law hears it...

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judging by the time of the post i'd say he was either drunk or sleep posting. or was orgraped

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Neither. I just know how to get the ladies

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Its definitely a fhanny magnet,but not the one you think!:p

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can we make this into a poll and ask the ladies of the forum if it makes them moist?

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:winner:

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The GF wants to know if tears of laughter count?

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Oh is that a typo in your Avatar then?

I thought you went both ways - what with you loving the Bi-King (whoever HE is - Reeder maybe LOL)

I'll get my coat...

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I love Reeder, we have a special connection <3

Stonesie - I count MY girlfriend's tears as a mark of lust, so I'll be happy to count yours too.

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Quality question from Allan :), best reply of the week from Rictus, **** me that made me laugh! Thank you Gentlemen.

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Aw.