Pet names (other half)
 

so whats your pet name for your other half
do they have one for you
so come on mtfu and share your embarassment

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Cant U rated forum :p

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i think spastic gets thru the system ;)

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Bolox.

We have loads but most common is stink, we call each other that :cool:

I call her bitch, cow, and other derogitary (sp) names \\:D/

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Buggerlugs, raises a smile when she's in a mood, which lately seem to be getting more frequent :-(

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Oi

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I call her Sharon.
Which takes some explaining as that's not her name.

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I always call girlfriends Hun or Sweetie, cos I don't have to remember their name or which one she is.

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I call her bog trotter, as when we were on our honeymoon in Scotland she was walking through a rather wet field to get to a river for water for the car, and she has slightly large/wide feet, ala hobbit. She calls me hunky man, can't blame her for that :D

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:rolleyes: yeh, yeh....

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B*t*h from the gates of hades, who has wasted a year of my life.

Sorry if this offends, but it's the nicest I can think of.

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My ex just called me 'my georgey' and i called her 'buscuit' as its what she offered me when we first met :D also called her 'rusty' as she was a redhead and she squeaked when she laughed :D i miss my ex alot :(

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Wife: Beeboo (I don't actually know, just made it up one day)
Me: Baloo (yes, the bear from the jungle book :rolleyes: )

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Lol, got a picture in my head of some hairy ar5ed type twisting around singing...Oh oobeedo I wanna be like youoo, I wanna walk like you and talk like you do toooo.....

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Your thinking of King Louie, Baloo sung bare necessities

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Bollix, still hairy ar5ed :(, or was he a baboon ?

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Nah he was an orangutan

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To be fair, Baloo joins in with a hula skirt and a coconut on his nose...

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Fair cop, forgot about that bit

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Its great the illusion medication can give :)

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Ha! Wifey had an ex who used to do the same thing. It's alright, Lozzo, I know it isn't you!!

We don't have names for each other really. I call her Wifey here for something to call her but we're both the sort of people who very rarely use people's names in conversation at all, let alone nicknames. People who always use your name when talking to you kind of creep me out a bit.

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i used to call my X olive hehe, olive from on the buses, we got a cat named auther and she used to stand on the yard shouting Aurther Aurther lol

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Wifey
Baby cakes
Sugar tits
Buggernuts

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I call the missus Wenchkins, ma bitch or sweets.

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Gladis Crunchbucket------god knows where it come from but she has had it for years.

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The girl calls me Schatzi and I call her Mausi.

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Littlepeahead - except now you all call me that.

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catherine becomes cat... but to me she is known as kitten / wife wench

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and you call him?????

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I call her munchkin 'cause she's only ickle :)

She calls me baba or if she wants to make every person in the room :puker: snookums and gives me an eskimo kiss

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My girlfriend: Slut Jugs, Bod, Dofus, princess.

She calls me: I wish you were dead!

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Him - deafo normally as he's swithed off listening to me trying to get to the point.
Me - anything

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I call her Lynne Lou, great as for her second name (I never told you lot) is Cecilia and she hates it.

she calls me "p1ss off I have a headache" or "Do I look blond!"

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I call him... Stui. Imaginative eh?

I did forget the other week and called Chris Numbers 'F'Ugly' in some emails to him where I'd cc'd in his Mum. Not sure she's too impressed at me calling her first born by a name like this.